#work screeching

[the-antlered-cryptid]

Sometimes I feel pretty dumb, but then I get to work and have someone try to argue with me over what day it is, and I realize I’m doing pretty good, actually.

[the-antlered-cryptid]

Happy Microsoft Windows Get Fucked Day

🔪🔪🔪

[the-antlered-cryptid]

If your voicemail message starts off with you pretending like you’re answering the phone just to mess with people, please know that I hate you with the strength of ten thousand suns and I’m organizing a crew of people armed with pool noodles and kazoos to come find you and ruin your day.

[the-antlered-cryptid]

There is a difference between being unable to understand something because it is beyond your current capacity and refusing to learn something because it’s more complicated than you personally want to bother with. And the difference is I’m going to start throwing bricks at a couple of my coworkers.

[the-antlered-cryptid]

Maybe if I could spontaneously grow horns and fangs and claws long and strong enough to punch through wooden countertops people wouldn’t treat me like shit at work all the time :/

Customer service workers should be allowed to shape-shift into beasts, just as a treat for the shit we have to take from people.

[the-antlered-cryptid]

People at work today are making me feel like just…

[the-antlered-cryptid]

One more hour. One more hour to survive.

[the-antlered-cryptid]

Do you ever just

Look deeply into the eyes of an entitled piece of shit middle age man

and inside your head you start to conjure up the smell smoke and the baying of wolves and the feeling of beating his skull to a pulp with a blunt object

So that on the outside you can still smile and apologize and kiss his ass until he goes away

Or is that just me