Bog Mummy Take The Wheel

Hi this is R, welcome to Spiritual Jackass Aged 35 years, Genderfluid (They/Them) Local cryptid. Last seen stealing glass bottles from your neighbor’s trash. You can always find me in the bog. Sometimes I read the runes and tarot; when no one is looking I draw sigils and do spells. I rarely Tag so if that’s a problem kindly don’t follow me

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[sourcherrymagiks]

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

[kingjinxii]

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

[unusual-suspects]

colorshow glassworks

[memory-of-stargazing]

“It just means you have to work double as hard as most people!”

Well maybe I don’t WANT to work double as hard as abled people!! Maybe I deserve a BREAK!! Maybe I’ve been working MORE THAN double as hard for MY WHOLE LIFE and it’s led me to immense burnout & caused me to develop several MORE disabilities!! Maybe I should be ACCOMMODATED so I don’t have to KILL MY BODY AND BRAIN over trying to do what abled people can do!! Maybe I DON’T have to work double as hard!! Maybe if there’s the option to let me NOT work double as hard, I should have it, because I’m already working double as hard JUST TO SURVIVE!!

Why do you think disabled people deserve less rest than mentally & physically abled people?

[nextlevelsmp3]

[thequiltingmary]

For a rainy afternoon spent sewing in a dimly lit room, surrounded by old books and hot tea. 🕯️✨

I put my heart into designing a collection for everyone who loves combining traditional crafts with a dark, moody edge. This library includes 30 unique FPP quilt blocks spanning gothic architecture, witchy apothecary potions, poison gardens, and celestial lunar cycles. They are scrap-friendly and look striking on wall hangings, jackets, or full quilts.

Find the vault here.

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[andhumanslovedstories]

How was the opera? Was it good? Hope there were no disastrous chandeliers crashing

Okay but actually can you imagine being a guy in the audience at the opera house, and then an evil ghost interrupts the show and kills someone? There is a crowd full of people who will never have the context to understand what the fuck happened. You’re like visiting relatives from out of town, so obviously you go to the theater, and there’s this new musical showing you’ve never heard of, and then during one of the first numbers, the lead actress gets kidnapped on stage mid-song.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Like imagine if you were attending a touring performance of Shrek The Musical, and you find out halfway through it’s a failed sting operation to catch a serial killer who appears on stage disguised as Shrek. Do you think you can get your ticket refunded

[thatguywiththetumb1er]

Now that's good but I remember correctly that's not how it goes down so let me correct this to the best of my half-remembered ability.

You AREN'T seeing Shrek, you're seeing Shronk: Some Guy's Shrek Fanfiction Opera. You meet up with one of the producers and they say that yeah it was written by a serial killer who lives in the sewers but his music is SUPER good so we're doing it. Then halfway through Shronk is switched out for another actor and it's the serial killer but the wild thing is he sings BETTER than the first guy? And it's clearly a different guy but they're just going for it but then the operation goes off and he kidnaps the lead actress and everyone runs away and now you're pissed because you were kind of invested in the story of Shronk but because this was a world première show written by a guy who was just chased off stage giggling like a giddy schoolgirl you'll never know how it ends.

[andhumanslovedstories]

God if you got invested in the plot of the phantom’s opera, you’re definitely shit out of luck, aren’t you? They are Not restaging that

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animelionessmika]

[borg-collective-deactivated2023]

[the-antlered-cryptid]

Maybe I *don’t* deserve to take up space

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me: whatcha doin, bug?

My Son, applying approximately 2 dozen self-adhesive goggly eyes to himself: playing Santa

Me: Santa has lots of eyes?

My Son, very serious: he’s watching everyone

Me: biblically accurate Santa

[jodeeeart]

Personal work - 2018

[nepofledgling]

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

[marisashorror]

Midnight Visitor

2024

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

[bisexualshakespeare]

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

[wonderwomemes]

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

[cgaratenby-deactivated20220830]

my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.