#worked something out

[service4cops]

45 in a 30, I guess it's Daddy's luck day . . . or mine. Anything 45 and under he had wide discretion to deal with as he saw fit. Seeing as how he hadn't been relieved in 3 days, he decided to let me work it off, one minute for every mile over.

After he was done, he zipped up and told me that I was free to go, but that I still owed him for the two day backlog in his balls. I don't know how he figured that was my fault, but I wasn't about to argue.

So he stopped by over the next two days and made me work the stress out him, 15 minutes at a time. "If I see you out there again, it's gonna cost you at least a week" he warned, as he left the last time.

(I've been looking for him all month)

[service4cops]

“I didn’t think I could get busted for speeding inside my apt complex”, I told him.

He just kept writing and asked to see some ID. I told him I’d forgotten my wallet, hence my rush to get back, but that he could come up and I’d show him.

So he did, and once he was satisfied, let me off. Yeah, he was fully satisfied alright. 

[ineffabletemptations]

I have actually worked out why us fangirls create ships for our favourite characters.

When we do this we realise that they are fictional and sadly this person will never be a part of our life, but then we pair them up with someone we approve of, so even though we are still sad that they are tool old/non-existent etc. we can convince ourself that they are in　 good hands.