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Wondering where all our coworkers are, July 7, 2023
Coworker: Where is everyone?
Me: everyone probably took the day off today
Coworker: hardly anyone was downstairs clocking in
Me: I was at the den charging up, and no one was out here when I came out here
Me and a coworker, April 24, 2022
*elevator door opens*
Me: coworker! Where’s my Ginger Ale?
Coworker: nothing but 7 and 7 here!
Me, as elevator doors close: what kind of gin?
Me and 2 coworkers, April 9, 2022
Coworker 1: i am wearing a hat, i look like another coworker of ours
Coworker 2: 👀 no you don’t!
Me: the gentlemen’s club wears hats, it’s fearless leader wears a special one!
Coworker 2 👀😆
Coworker 1: where do you come up with this? 😆
Dialogue between Me and a coworker during the season. We both do not drink
Me: you have your Coffee Royale with extra Christian Brothers
Coworker: yep!
Me: did you have your Corn Liquor?
Coworker: two gallons!
Me: i have my ginger ale in a champagne glass
Coworker: we know that is champagne, not ginger ale!
Dialogue with a coworker, September 2, 2021. Both of us do not drink alcoholic beverages.
Me: i see there is a Bloody Mary bar today. I will take a V8
Coworker: yeah, i will pour vodka in that V8 😉
Running Dialogue between a coworker and I in the evening at work. Both of us do not drink or smoke.
Me: Coworker! Where’s my Shirley Temple?
Coworker: there’s nothing but hard liquor here!
Me: what about my ginger ale and fizzy water?
Coworker: nothing but gin and vodka!
Me: what about my virgin piña colada?
Coworker: we know that is straight rum, nothing virgin about it!
Me: i know there’s no Arnold Palmer in there
Coworker: nooope!
Me and two coworkers, April 21, 2021
Coworker 1: Lauren says it is slick upstairs where you clock in...
Me: there’s ice where we clock in
Coworker 2: good to know!
Coworker 1: i don’t do CPR in this cold!
Me and two coworkers, September 14, 2019
Coworkers walk up
Me: the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen are here, with their fearless leader!
Coworker: you’ve had a few drinks today
Me: I don’t drink alcoholic beverages 😉
