Mar 11
My boyfriend has been doing this thing he likes to call pepper squats. It goes like so:
1. Start eating a whole bell pepper
2. Squat
3. Repeat until the pepper is gone
Now, as this goes on the noises coming out of you are going to become more and more wretched. Vegetable crunching, wheezing and groaning as you hork the pepper down. The level of volume is unbelievable.
Finally, be sure to do it right in front of your girlfriend so she has to hear the whole thing and reflect on her life choices.
Congratulations you're now an expert in pepper squats!
