So I just got back from a trip to Japan. (How I got to Japan is a long story, but the short version is that it involved an accident with a barbecue grill.) Anyway, while I was there I met a fellow slime who apparently managed to get a pretty nice job, so it's good to know there are job opportunities out there for slimes. His name is Myaku-Myaku, and he got a position as the mascot for the 2025 World Expo.
Okay, I don't think any of the official materials call him a slime; the official word is that he's made of water and cells; but I mean slimes are made of something, and you can't look at those drippy elbows and say he's not at least slime-adjacent.
Anyway, though, the World Expo just ended, so he's kind of out of work now, and I told him I'd put the word out in case anyone is looking for a highly experienced slime to hire preferably in some sort of public-relations capacity. He's a pretty good dancer, too, if that helps.










