Concoction Boy

I'm a living potion that was created in a vat by an evil wizard. I also identify as a slime. He/him or it/its. Please try not to drink me.

[evilwizard]

drink my concoction boy

[jordieritzcracker]

Please, use commas

[evilwizard]

drink him

[concoctionboy]

Please, it's been more than three weeks. Can people stop drinking me now? There's hardly any of me left!

[concoctionboy]

So I was going to say it's not my fault I was created in a vat by an evil wizard but then I got to thinking and I mean I don't really have a deep understanding of magical causality and I guess I don't know for sure that it can't be true that maybe something I did or will do wrong echoed or will echo backwards in time to affect my own origin, so while I don't really think it's likely I guess I can't completely rule out the possibility that it is my fault.

[concoctionboy]

I have decided I want to write a web serial about a guy who gets isekaied as a slime.

Yes I know that's been done before but mine will be different.

[catmanbowser]

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don't get mad.

[justarandomart]

dont get mad ok

[concoctionboy]

I mean, if I got mad at being hugged with a sticky, slime-covered body, that would make me a really big hypocrite.

[concoctionboy]

Technically "mitosis" only applies to single cells. I think the term for what I do is "architomy".

[concoctionboy]

Okay so it's a little disappointing that there's no slime emoji but I guess it's understandable because one emoji could not possibly satisfactorily represent the vast diversity of slimes and like fifty different slime emojis are probably too much to ask for.

[concoctionboy]

Okay, I need to cut back on the sweets; apparently I've made myself so sugary that I'm being swarmed by hummingbirds who I guess think I'm nectar.

[concoctionboy]

It's especially bad because I mean I'm a magic potion so the hummingbirds that drink me are undergoing all kinds of magical effects.

Though I think the hummingbird that ended up with super-speed and telekinetic powers made out pretty good.

[concoctionboy]

Okay, I need to cut back on the sweets; apparently I've made myself so sugary that I'm being swarmed by hummingbirds who I guess think I'm nectar.

[concoctionboy]

When it gets too hot I get really goopy and I mean I'm already pretty goopy at the best of times.

[concoctionboy]

Oops I apparently stepped in myself earlier and tracked myself all over the house.

[concoctionboy]

Sometimes I think it might be kind of comfy for a small copy of me to rest inside a big chilled glass with maybe some whipped cream and a cherry on top but I'm really afraid that would give people the wrong idea.

[concoctionboy]

I wonder if I went outside right now and seep into the ground right next to a tree, whether the tree would absorb me into its roots.

I wonder if it would take me up along its trunk, through the tracheids of its xylem.

I wonder what that would feel like.

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Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday

[hetaari-deactivated20230325]

WRONG FUCKING IMAGE

[its-your-mind]

HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY

[concoctionboy]

I have reblogged this post on previous Wednesdays without adding anything to it, but I figured to respect the artist it might be a good idea to add a link to the source of the photo.

Anyway, Happy Mama Mia It's-A Wednesday Wrong Fucking Image Wednesday once again.

[concoctionboy]

I kind of think I don't use my shapeshifting abilities as much as I should, and I want to branch out and spend more time in other forms. I'm kind of indecisive, though, so I've started a poll for what I should try turning myself into:

For the next 24 hours after this poll closes, I will be a(n)...

Catamaran

Chess set

Hadrosaur fursuit (is "fursuit" still the right term if it's not furry?)

Inflatable swimming pool

Klein bottle

LEGO castle

Miniature roller coaster

Punching bag

Sierpiński pyramid (or the best approximation I can manage)

Squid

Swarm of (relatively) giant (but still kinda small) tardigrades

Very long hose

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

[concoctionboy]

Huh so I just noticed I've got like some tiny flowers growing on my left shoulder and okay that time that I found mold growing on me it ended up taking me over and completely subjugating my will to its own and rendering me a mere host body without agency and it was kind of this whole thing but I mean that probably wouldn't happen with flowers, right?

[the-flowerss]

Hello.

[concoctionboy]

Uh... are you the flowers growing on me?

You're not planning on subsuming me as a host body to your hivemind and reducing me to a helpless puppet, are you? I mean, I'm not necessarily saying it's not okay if you are; I'm just curious.

[the-flowerss]

Yes, we are!

And don’t worry, sweetie~

We won’t do a thing to you!

Unless you’re asking for it.

Oh shush, Rose, it hasn’t done anything bad!

Yet.

[concoctionboy]

Wait, was the "Yes we are" in response to the first question or the second question?

[the-flowerss]

The first one, duh!

Marigold, so rude!

Fine, fine…

The second one…? Well, it depends…

…on what you do to us.

I’m sorry about them, they’re… certainly a messy group!

M-messy?! No, no, no!

I’m Tulip, the leader of these flowers. That was Hydrangea just now, they’re a neat freak.

[concoctionboy]

Uh... okay... well, I'm not planning on doing anything to you, but you should know that, I mean, I'm... made of slime and don't always have this shape and usually when I sleep I like let myself collapse into a puddle, so I'm... not sure if that's going to be a problem?

You know, honestly I have other mes (splitting off copies of me is another thing I do as a slime) so it may just be easier for everyone if I let you have this copy to do whatever you want with and I just let a different me take over posting on Tumblr?

[the-flowerss]

Oh, don’t worry, we won’t be here long!

We travel a lot…

We sometimes take hosts like you for a ride~

But we mean you no harm! We’ll exit soon!

If we can find a good spot, that is…

Aaaanyways, as you know, I’m Tulip! The green one is Hellebore, or just Hela for short! She’s very sweet!

And I’m Marigold. I go by he/she. Don’t mess it up.

Mhm! You’ve already met Rose; he doesn’t get along with everyone all the time, but he’s a real sweetheart deep down!

*Grumbles*

And I’m Lavender, at your service~

*Bends down as if bowing*

[concoctionboy]

Oh, uh, okay, well nice to meet you. I, uh... let me know if there's something I can do to help you find a good spot, I guess? I'm not really sure what you're looking for. There's an enchanted forest through a portal over that way, I think,

[the-flowerss]

Portal…

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut Up, please!

shut up…

Silence~!

Shut up!

[concoctionboy]

Uh... sorry; sorry; I didn't know there was an issue with, uh, the P word. I'll just stop talking now and let you... do whatever it is you're doing on my shoulder.

[the-flowerss]

Oh, don’t worry! We just… we don’t talk about that one. Don’t acknowledge it. Just don’t.

We weren’t talking to you, is what we mean to say. Just… don’t say anything related to the M word.

The uhm… how do we put this…?

Just say magi-

NO! Even I know not to say that word!

But seriously, dear, try not to say anything related to that~

[concoctionboy]

Okay but I mean I am a, uh... words that rhyme with tragic notion... so I mean it seems like the kind of thing that might come up. But anyway, I'm... not sure how to help you find a good spot or what it is you're looking for, so I'll just... stay out of your way to the extent I can stay out of your way when you're growing on my shoulder and let you do your thing.

[concoctionboy]

Huh so I just noticed I've got like some tiny flowers growing on my left shoulder and okay that time that I found mold growing on me it ended up taking me over and completely subjugating my will to its own and rendering me a mere host body without agency and it was kind of this whole thing but I mean that probably wouldn't happen with flowers, right?

[the-flowerss]

Hello.

[concoctionboy]

Uh... are you the flowers growing on me?

You're not planning on subsuming me as a host body to your hivemind and reducing me to a helpless puppet, are you? I mean, I'm not necessarily saying it's not okay if you are; I'm just curious.

[the-flowerss]

Yes, we are!

And don’t worry, sweetie~

We won’t do a thing to you!

Unless you’re asking for it.

Oh shush, Rose, it hasn’t done anything bad!

Yet.

[concoctionboy]

Wait, was the "Yes we are" in response to the first question or the second question?

[the-flowerss]

The first one, duh!

Marigold, so rude!

Fine, fine…

The second one…? Well, it depends…

…on what you do to us.

I’m sorry about them, they’re… certainly a messy group!

M-messy?! No, no, no!

I’m Tulip, the leader of these flowers. That was Hydrangea just now, they’re a neat freak.

[concoctionboy]

Uh... okay... well, I'm not planning on doing anything to you, but you should know that, I mean, I'm... made of slime and don't always have this shape and usually when I sleep I like let myself collapse into a puddle, so I'm... not sure if that's going to be a problem?

You know, honestly I have other mes (splitting off copies of me is another thing I do as a slime) so it may just be easier for everyone if I let you have this copy to do whatever you want with and I just let a different me take over posting on Tumblr?

[the-flowerss]

Oh, don’t worry, we won’t be here long!

We travel a lot…

We sometimes take hosts like you for a ride~

But we mean you no harm! We’ll exit soon!

If we can find a good spot, that is…

Aaaanyways, as you know, I’m Tulip! The green one is Hellebore, or just Hela for short! She’s very sweet!

And I’m Marigold. I go by he/she. Don’t mess it up.

Mhm! You’ve already met Rose; he doesn’t get along with everyone all the time, but he’s a real sweetheart deep down!

*Grumbles*

And I’m Lavender, at your service~

*Bends down as if bowing*

[concoctionboy]

Oh, uh, okay, well nice to meet you. I, uh... let me know if there's something I can do to help you find a good spot, I guess? I'm not really sure what you're looking for. There's an enchanted forest through a portal over that way, I think,

[the-flowerss]

Portal…

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut Up, please!

shut up…

Silence~!

Shut up!

[concoctionboy]

Uh... sorry; sorry; I didn't know there was an issue with, uh, the P word. I'll just stop talking now and let you... do whatever it is you're doing on my shoulder.

[concoctionboy]

Huh so I just noticed I've got like some tiny flowers growing on my left shoulder and okay that time that I found mold growing on me it ended up taking me over and completely subjugating my will to its own and rendering me a mere host body without agency and it was kind of this whole thing but I mean that probably wouldn't happen with flowers, right?

[the-flowerss]

Hello.

[concoctionboy]

Uh... are you the flowers growing on me?

You're not planning on subsuming me as a host body to your hivemind and reducing me to a helpless puppet, are you? I mean, I'm not necessarily saying it's not okay if you are; I'm just curious.

[the-flowerss]

Yes, we are!

And don’t worry, sweetie~

We won’t do a thing to you!

Unless you’re asking for it.

Oh shush, Rose, it hasn’t done anything bad!

Yet.

[concoctionboy]

Wait, was the "Yes we are" in response to the first question or the second question?

[the-flowerss]

The first one, duh!

Marigold, so rude!

Fine, fine…

The second one…? Well, it depends…

…on what you do to us.

I’m sorry about them, they’re… certainly a messy group!

M-messy?! No, no, no!

I’m Tulip, the leader of these flowers. That was Hydrangea just now, they’re a neat freak.

[concoctionboy]

Uh... okay... well, I'm not planning on doing anything to you, but you should know that, I mean, I'm... made of slime and don't always have this shape and usually when I sleep I like let myself collapse into a puddle, so I'm... not sure if that's going to be a problem?

You know, honestly I have other mes (splitting off copies of me is another thing I do as a slime) so it may just be easier for everyone if I let you have this copy to do whatever you want with and I just let a different me take over posting on Tumblr?

[the-flowerss]

Oh, don’t worry, we won’t be here long!

We travel a lot…

We sometimes take hosts like you for a ride~

But we mean you no harm! We’ll exit soon!

If we can find a good spot, that is…

Aaaanyways, as you know, I’m Tulip! The green one is Hellebore, or just Hela for short! She’s very sweet!

And I’m Marigold. I go by he/she. Don’t mess it up.

Mhm! You’ve already met Rose; he doesn’t get along with everyone all the time, but he’s a real sweetheart deep down!

*Grumbles*

And I’m Lavender, at your service~

*Bends down as if bowing*

[concoctionboy]

Oh, uh, okay, well nice to meet you. I, uh... let me know if there's something I can do to help you find a good spot, I guess? I'm not really sure what you're looking for. There's an enchanted forest through a portal over that way, I think,