#world peas

[halofirst]

a thousand lips, a thousand tongues

a thousand throats, a thousand lungs

a thousand ways to make it true

i want to do terrible things to you

[malewifemagee]

Based off that one post… it just fit them so well…

[inumatsu]

peace and love on planet earth

[rootedincuteness]

It’s The Thought That Counts

Graer: “Is that a magic lamp?” Fernadette: “It sure is!”

Fernadette: “What shall we wish for?”

Graer: “How about world peace?” Fernadette: “Yeah! A very worthy wish indeed! Let’s do it!”

Fernadette: "I wish for world peace please! Hmm... nothing happened.” Graer: “I think you have to rub it.”

Fernadette: “Oh yeah, right! Silly me!” *rubs the lamp*

Fernadette: *gasp* Graer: “Something came out!”

Fernadette: “Do you suppose anything hap- Oh!” Graer: “Oh dear...”  Fernadette: “I said world peace, not world peas!” Graer: “Perhaps you should have better enunciated...” Fernadette: *sigh*

Fernadette: “Well, I screwed that up royally, didn’t I...? Some fernwitch I am.” Graer: “Hey now, look on the bright side. We have all these tasty peas!”

Fernadette: “That’s true! We’ll get our human to warm some up and let’s eat!” Graer: “Yeah! That’s the spirit!”

[vegansaurus]

5 Extremely Delicious Vegan Snacks I Ate Recently and Want to Share With You

The headline says it all. Let’s break down the recent deliciousness I’ve encountered!

1. World Peas. These ranch-flavored dried fava beans are the TITS. High in protein and very tasty!

2. Que Pasa nacho chips. OMG THESE ARE SO GOOD. They are like Doritos, if Doritos weren’t made of garbage and were even more addictive. They have a fiery ranch flavor that’s ridiculously good, too. I really really really love these, and you should find them NO MATTER WHAT. 

3. Date Lady caramel sauce. This is the shit and makes ice cream taste a million times better. Date Lady also has some other gorgeous date products, so if dates are your thing: GET IT.

4. Bare crunchy coconut chips. These are toasted coconut chips in a variety of flavors and they are AMAZING. 

5. Fruit Bliss dried fruit. HANDS DOWN THE BEST DRIED FRUIT ON EARTH. So juicy and flavorful and MWAH! I honestly don’t even like most fruit, and this stuff is like candy. I mean it! CANDY!! 

Some of these products were provided free of charge for editorial consideration, but I would never review or promote something I didn’t LOVE! I’m not a terrible person!

[every-yoyo-was-taken]

me when I wish for world peace but the genie mishears me

[heylilyhilily]

Gay people love ace attorney and...... ace attorney loves gay people <3

[qqkatie]

World Peas