Metzger Auto Salvage
NEIGHBORHOOD: Worm Row
Located in the more woodsy southeastern end of Worm Row (abutting Netherville), this scrapyard is the perfect place to dump one’s unwanted… anything, really. Furniture, electronics, vehicles, the occasional cursed object, it’s all welcome here! (The cursed items? Not so much. People usually just throw those over the fence at night.) Some junk will even get a small payout for the clientele, as long as it’s in ‘good condition’, as determined by the owner. Open five days a week, 7am-7pm. If you see a little bear wandering around the salvage, don’t worry about it. He’s mostly friendly.
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A rusty, barbed fence of chain-link and corrugated metal runs around the five acre property, with one gate that allows entry and exit. There’s a dusty intercom at the gate that indicates that it should be used to hail the owner during business hours (posted on a hand-painted sign on the gate) for drop-off and negotiating.
Joel likes to sometimes make art out of the scrap metal, putting his welding skills to use to create odd sculptures that inspire a sense of unease in the viewer. These can be found in various places around the junkyard, standing guard. He doesn’t make them to sell, but he could be convinced.
If you happen to come by to drop something off when Baz is home and Joel isn’t, expect to see an attempt to sell you an art piece. Usually, Baz is happy to push their paintings on unsuspecting recyclers, but they’ve been known to sell Joel’s sculptures, too… with or without his knowledge.
Throughout the cabin, you’ll find many, many half finished projects from Baz. Paintings they lost muse for, sculptures they’re still trying to get just right, maybe even the occasional knitting or crochet project that they were sure they could teach themself to perfect after a long weekend — there’s a real variety. Unfortunately for just about everyone, they’re not prone to cleaning up their own messes.
It’s clear that at least some attempt has been made to decorate the inside of the cabin, and while most of the decor is marked with expensive branding, the pieces are worn and mismatched. This is because most of them were purchased at yard sales and thrift stores by someone with an eye for expensive things, but not a wallet fat enough to support the shopping habit.
There’s a gremlin infestation, but the two occupants of the junkyard don’t seem to mind, seeing as how most of the things the pests choose to eat are literally just pieces of metal garbage. Still, when they get into places they’re not supposed to or start chewing on art, it’s time to play whack-a-mole and gather up as many as possible before tossing them back out into the mountains of trash. This isn’t necessarily appreciated by anyone who lives near the salvage yard, since the gremlins will sometimes expand their territory and wreak havoc on other Worm Row residents.










