#wormblog

[shoomlah]

Varwolf is coming to neopets, how do u feel?

Legitimately WILD that this is how I'm finding out this information. Proud, I guess? Surprised?? Very flattered that 2/3 of my April Fools' jokes from twenty years ago have now been christened into full-blown pets. Holdin' out for a Lamort. 🤞🏼

This did make me wonder how I would draw a Varwolf nowadays while still sticking to the spirit of my original design, so here ya go:

[worms-of-a-string-stick-together]

High quality pictures of my worm, Lake!! They are a non-binary worm and their pronouns are they/them. Lake took their first trip to the mall today, what a worm! 

[andaisq]

taylor is... amazing

“i am going to be a superhero,” she thinks, while constantly doing horrifying, horrifying things, frequently to actual superheroes. “i am a Good And Nice Girl who is Perfectly Normal,” she says while mutilating a dragon made of knives, “and i am going to be a superhero and people will like me.”

[andaisq]

vitally important arc 28 information

the simurgh is a sword lesbian

zizzletale is REAL

[andaisq]

list of perfect + good worm characters (tentative): taylor, grue, the simurgh, tattletale, parian, amy (ONLY when terrible), ziz, jack, charlotte, bonesaw, ziz again, noelle, trickster, number man, ziz, marquis, the siberian (not manton just the siberian), doctor yamada, doctor mother, and of course, last but not least, the simurgh

[andaisq]

but Why are you a jack slash apologist tho

a good good knifeboy is what he is

[andaisq]

hey uh.... so like, regent

like, uh, what the fuck

[andaisq]

doctor mother and lucretia get married and live long & happy lives hiding various atrocities from everyone