lord, send me a mechanic if i'm not beyond repair

spiritually if not physically a consumptive victorian orphan

[fortooate]

ant heaven is real and it looks just like any other ant mound to us but in reality it’s made out of dark brown sugar and the ants are SO happy inside

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[sapphling]

leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing poker

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

[ape-of-naples]

completely sober in the club dressed in the raiment of the torturers guild

[badpunktakes]

googling things isnt punk. poser

You can leave an apology in the replies whenever you're ready, idiot.

[surlifen]

I bet it feels so good to use all the allotted time for an assignment (of whatever kind in life and work and school) to chip away at it in healthy, manageable portions day by day and finish it comfortably and confidently with time to spare

[k-simplex]

John McAfee was kind of a disco elysium character

[andaisq]

so far umineko seems to be "schlubby anime boy does anime pervert routine at various girls, oblivious to the increasingly oppressive power dynamics overshadowing his physical comedy, while in the background a cackling witch draws nearer", with a side plot of "succession hbo but the dad is a chaos wizard"

very excited for White Anthy to show up. seems like she might be the secret sauce here

[gondorrevealparty]

duckduckgo Are camo pants secretly leftist or ironically fascist

duckduckgo Can pants be fascist

duckduckgo Most leftist type of pants

duckduckgo Camo bell bottoms

duckduckgo Will girls make fun of me at the gun range

duckduckgo When girls make fun of you is it good or bad

duckduckgo Are bell bottoms fascist

duckduckgo Is ironic fascism secretly leftist

duckduckgo Are pants fascist

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[crying into elf gfs shoulder after remembering a naruto characters backstory that I read on a wiki page a decade ago] it wasnt right what happened to him, his father committed suicide, he was afraid of love, he was just starting to learn but obito died and he had to kill rin with his bare hands, its not fucking fair, he was just a fucking kid,

ELF GF: [nudging my hand towards her 25% erect penis] ninja society sounds so cruel...

[contemptible-scoundrel]

to clarify, elf gf is erect because she had intended to get her dick sucked, but was sidetracked by my lamenting the destruction of kakashi's innocence. she is not enjoying this

[yanguang]

Oniisama e... (1991) Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997) Bocchi the Rock! (2022)

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[amazoogle]

[beeeleenn]

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

[outsidewolves]

Invitation

[stjohnstarling]

Inside the Booming Business of Monster Porn

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

[stjohnstarling]

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

[prokopetz]

I don't think I've ever seen an artist misunderstand their own work's target audience quite so starkly as David Firth finding it implausible that a woman would want to fuck Salad Fingers.