based on a conversation i really had with my best friend :
remus, the morning after a big gryffondor party: pete, can i talk to you a second ? i made the most incredible but at the same time most stupid thing of my life.
peter: what’s wrong ??
moony: there is a tiny little possibility that, yesterday… sirius and I… we kinda kissed. we actually did more. and I’m totally freaked out, what the hell was I thinking ???
peter, the most observant man in the world (not like james): Am I… supposed to be surprised ? Okay then… MERLIN’S BEARD I HAD NO IDEA THIS WOULD HAPPEN THIS IS A SHOCK









