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Top 5 Worst Quotes by Government Officials.

Top 5 of the worst quotes from government official. This includes Officials from the past and the present.#AnthonyFauci #AllWatchedMedia #Quotes

[lukianocom]

Francis Bacon – Rebellions of the belly are the worst…. Rebellions of the belly are the worst. Francis Bacon

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Francis Bacon - The worst solitude is to have no real friend...

Francis Bacon – The worst solitude is to have no real friend…

The worst solitude is to have no real friendships. Francis Bacon

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There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in

Some Good in the Worst Quote Explanation: There is no person who is good completely in this world. Everyone has both positive and negatives characteristics. One who strikes the right balance by inclining towards the positive characteristics grasps happiness and fulfillment in life. Main Topic: Personality

There is no person who is good completely in this world. Everyone has both positive and negatives characteristics. One who strikes the right balance by inclining towards the positive characteristics grasps happiness and fulfillment in life.

[antontitov]

50 Shades of Grey with Anton Titov

 The cultural phenomenon of awful romance books began with pre-pubescent girls jumping at the opportunity to experience and fantasize as to what it’s like to have a hairy werewolf lust after you and then be impregnated by a vampire. That became a billion dollar industry. But these girls are now older, wiser, hornier but just as gullible. Besides, what with 16 now being the appropriate age to get pregnant, the demand for ‘mommy porn’ has expanded exponentially. Hence enter the erotic novel for the ages – 50 Shades of Grey. I am not quite sure what the target audience of this literary piece of excellence is, but I’d like to think we ALL can find something to appreciate within it, as it is a novel that simply keeps on giving. 

 In this installment, I will be discussing some of the more memorable quotes that highlight the unmistakable brilliance of the text.

 'He's my very own Christian Grey popsicle.'

 A relatable phrase for all female readers out there no doubt. However, I did not know girls still listen to 50 Cent and furthermore go as far as incorporating his lyrics into their vocabulary.

‘“I’d like to bite that lip,” he whispers darkly. …Jeez, I’m a quivering, moist mess, and he hasn’t even touched me. I squirm in my seat and meet his dark glare.’

 The first phrase is lifted straight from the Twilight saga, it’s the quivering moist mess squirming on the car seat that I’d like to examine more thoroughly; on second thought, no.

“Suck me, baby.” His thumb presses on my tongue, and my mouth closes round him, sucking wildly. Holy fuck. This is wrong, but holy hell is it erotic.”

 Last time I said “Suck me, baby.” I got reported for inappropriate sexual advances, now I know why. Obviously I forgot to stick my thumb into her mouth and press it on her tongue, because the outcome would’ve surely been a pleasant one. “Holy fuck. This is wrong, but holy hell is it erotic” – did James just write down that part in the hopes the readers will say it out loud about her book?

 “Christian follows with two sharp thrusts, and he freezes, pouring himself into me as he finds his release.”

 Oh dear! I just hope they’ve got Plan B lined up on a tray for the morning after. Or to quote Daniel Tosh: “…as we call it in my house – breakfast in bed.”

 “His lips are parted – he’s waiting, coiled to strike. Desire-acute, liquid and smoldering, combusts deep in my belly. “

 That might be the curry you had for dinner, never a good idea for those planning to utilize their sexual organs shortly after meal consumption. Heed this warning.

 “My insides are practically contort with potent, needy, liquid, desire.”

 Yeap, definitely. Pepto, anyone?

 “That’s the bottom line. I want to be with him. My inner goddess sighs with relief. I reach the conclusion that she rarely uses her brain to think but another vital part of her anatomy, and at the moment, it’s a rather exposed part.”

 Isn’t Venus your inner goddess, bitch. Get your facts straight. Guess who else rarely uses their brain? The people who spent money, and hours of their life reading this sewage.

 And last but certainly not least:

 "His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. "Are you ready?" He mewled at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three legged young."

 A “puckered love cave” is the phrase I will make my girlfriend use as a reference for her “secluded nest of forbidden honey” (ah you like that, don’t you? See, I’m a writer too now). Ladies, I may not know men like you do, but if he starts mewling at you in bed, it might be time to call it a day on that relationship. Then again, if you end up characterizing your man as a “female hamster”, it might be time to check out that paid-for-by-state therapist.