#worsthobbitever

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This is SO CUTE!!!!

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Sophia/Alistair (if they had a kid meme)

Well, I guess Avernus must've helped out with one of his concotions or something...

Name: Rowan Theirin

Gender: Female (I can really only ever imagine the first born being a girl)

General Appearance: Well her dad is Alistair and her mom is portrayed by Natalie Dormer so... attractive! 

Personality: She is incredibly sarcastic and also a bit over confident

Special Talents: She is very good at archery, her aunt Leliana is very proud.

Who they like better: Dad, mom never lets her get away with anything

Who they take after more: Mom (Oh Maker, Sophia always knows what to expect because Roe is practically a clone!)

Personal Head canon: She's a very skilled strategist and loves playing politics. Leliana spends a great deal of time teaching her about "The Game"

Face Claim: Sarah Bolger

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if you listen closely you can hear the sound of my best friend's heart breaking over Zevran.

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melissa is a poop

reblog if you agree

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My Wardens' sleeping habits for Worsthobbitever <>

under the cut, cuz I'm pretty sure it'll be long

Irina Cousland: She is not a snuggled, unfortunately for her Alistair really is. She has been head butted in the breast and stomach too many times to keep track.

Aedan Cousland: is my brother's cousland. Daniel says Aedan sleeps naked. I bet Leli is thrilled.

Brielle Surana: Brielle curls into herself, trying to be as small as possible. This is probably a side effect of cramped circle quarters. Leliana doesn't mind, it lets her be the big spoon.

Sophia Cousland: Sophia is the most restless sleeper of all times. Dairren was able to wake up before her because she elbowed him in the side of the head. Alistair likes to cuddle, he holds her close after they're intimate and has since learned that entangling their legs just leads to her knee making contact somewhere neither of them appreciate it being. 

Willow Caron: A veteran warden and former noble woman, she sleeps like any other decent one... however she damn well pleases.

Kat Mahariel: Kat never keeps still, she'll start with her head on Zevran's shoulder and then completely off of him (he follows after her, its very cute), but she always winds up with one leg thrown over his waist and her head on his chest.

Suri Aeducan: Suri did not sleep often. She hated this new "dreaming" thing. She'd usually fall asleep propped up against something whether it be a log, or a boulder, or Alistair.

Morgana Amell: Morgana somehow manages to sleep flat on her back, ramrod straight. Alistair just wants to cuddle but she won't budge.

Respen Surana: My little nervous baby, he wants to snuggle with Morrigan for warmth. She is alarmed at first but gets used to it. He doesn't deal with cold well, he once asked Sten if they could huddle together for warmth in the frost back mountains. Sten responded with his usual "No" but a slightly raised brow. Morrigan once invited his mabari to sleep near them because Res shivers were so bad.

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Sometimes I reminisce about the last semester of 10th grade where I ran out of fucks about pretty much everything and Dani and Melissa would come over and we would sacrifice books I had to read for certain classes with something from my mom's dagger collection and Dani would play Lestat's piece from interview with a vampire and Melissa could always stab deeper than I could because I have the upper body strength of a snail. And then we would watch early SPN and eat shit like nothing weird happened.

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worsthobbitever said: lol I am only the worst hobbit because ADVENTURE I WANT TO SEE THE WOOOOOORLD but I am a hobbit of course I enjoy food and drink what kind of hobbit doesn’t enjoy food and drink? (the non hobbity kind thats who) Glad to know you're the best worst kind of hobbit! I was slightly worried there for a sec....even adventurous - especially adventurous - hobbits need food

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worsthobbitever replied to your post: So I have a spontaneously acquired five bucks cash...

buy the bubble tea. The money is a sign from the universe that you should buy the tea

I like the way you think, and I'm afraid your comment belies your username because enjoying food and drink is totally being the BEST hobbit ever