#wosml

[sw33th3art666]

OK, a few questions:

Who, exactly, would wear a mink jock?

If you give him one in a small, would he be insulted?

I understand "Ebony" but...what the hell colors are "Ranch" and "Champagne"?

How much would this "hot new idea in erotic apparel" cost in 2014 dollars? And, why would you need more than one?

After sexytime with whomever, do you keep it in cold storage?