#would work too

[fixaidea]

I wonder how the two Iron Triangles would get along, but of one thing I'm certain:

Wu Xie would take one (1) look at Wu Zetian, ping her for a woman who could and would gleefully step on him, and immediately start working on a friendship bracelet.

[uhh-edgemarquis]

OKOKOK BUT WHAT IF

Person A: Yeah, that's the one officer

Officer (Person A's friend, has gone through this multiple times before): *long-sufffering sigh* They stole from you?

Person B: Excuse me?? I did not-

Person A: Yessir, they stole my heart

[prongsno]

someone: the floor is snape positivity

me: wE'Re SoarINg. FlYinG. tHerES nOt A StaR iN heAveN tHAT wE CanT rEAch

[mycapt-ohcapt]

I will happily take either of those options, especially the latter. @missfirstavenger @theycallmebecca @heather-lynn @princess-evans-addict @pegasusdragontiger @sian22redux @saffreelove @smoothdogsgirl @katiew1973 @magellan-88

[deadvolume]

a nailed it! spinoff called screwed it! in which contestants assemble increasingly complex ikea furniture with no instructions

[gay-zing]

petition to get @viper-seven to change this fuckery

to “viper writes great shit” or “viper: writer extraordinaire”