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Lois Wilkerson (Malcom in the Middle)

Despite being American, Lois is both stingy and skeptical by nature, and would almost certainly think of circumcision as a scam by greedy doctors.

Would She Snip?: No

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Marjorie (Hell Baby)

When she finds out that her brother-in-law is circumcised, she gives a passionate rant about how circumcision is genital mutilation.

Would She Snip?: No

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Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Doo)

Nothing is more important to Daphne than fashion, so in addition to making sure her son has all the most fashionable clothes, she would also want to make sure he has fashionable privates.

Velma is all about the science, and despite her Jewish heritage, would base her decision on science alone. She would research circumcision enough to realize that the American medical community is in the minority when it comes to advocating for routine infant circumcision.

Would She Snip?: Yes, no

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Emma Meyer, Marie Moreau, and Cate Dunlap (Gen V)

In the episode God U, Emma tells Marie all about how she's turned on by their superpowered classmate Luke's uncut "fiery sea cucumber", but she also makes fun of the way that it looks and implies that she sees circumcision as the default, saying she thinks the only reason he isn't circumcised is because his superpowers made him "impossible to cut."

Marie seems uncomfortable with Emma wanting to "burn her tongue" on Luke's "flaming shar-pei".

Cate is Luke's devoted girlfriend, and is openly sexually attracted to him without any of Emma's qualifiers.

Would She Snip?: Yes, yes, no

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Jean Milburn (Sex Education)

A British sex therapist isn't likely to get her son circumcised, and this is confirmed in the first episode of season four when her son Otis accidentally broadcasts pictures of his flaccid penis to the entire school.

Would She Snip?: No

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Kelly and Peggy Bundy (Married… with Children)

In the episode A Little Off the Top, Kelly's father/Peggy's husband is accidentally given an adult circumcision after a surgical mix-up. Their reactions to this show that they think circumcision is unnecessary in a way that's unexpected for American women in the 20th century.

Would She Snip?: No, no

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Christine Collins (Changeling)

After her son is kidnapped and replaced with an imposter, Christine is able to be sure that the boy in her care is not really her son when she gets a look at his privates in the bathtub and sees the imposter's penis is missing some skin she let her real son keep.

Would She Snip?: No

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Sheila Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Liane Cartman, Carol McCormick, and Linda Stotch (South Park)

Sheila is Jewish, and the episode Ike's Wee Wee is about her adoptive son Ike getting a late bris, and she has to explain to her older son Kyle what circumcision is and that he had it done as well.

When Sharon's son Stan first learns what circumcision is in Ike's Wee Wee, he says he wants to get it done to make him look bigger, not realizing that his mother probably got it taken care of already. The Marshes are the closest thing South Park has to a standard All-American family, so Sharon most likely insisted it be done when her son was born.

In the episode Fun Time With Weapons, it's shown that Liane didn't get her son Eric circumcised. Before becoming a mom, Liane spent years as a German porn actress, so foreskin would be what she's used to.

In the episode Post-Covid, it's shown that Carol didn't get her son Kenny circumcised. Because Carol is so poor, it's likely that she couldn't have afforded it, even if she wanted to do it.

In the episode T.M.I., it's shown that Linda didn't get her son Butters circumcised. The overprotective Linda probably didn't want to cause him any pain.

Would She Snip?: Yes, yes, no, no, no