Would She Snip?

Analyzing if our favourite fictional women would circumcise their sons. Submit suggestions for characters you want to see.

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Beverly Donofrio (Riding in Cars with Boys)

Her son is shown to be circumcised in the hospital right at birth.

Would She Snip?: Yes

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Martha Wayne (DC Comics)

As revealed in the controversial comic Batman: Damned No. 1, Bruce Wayne's crusader is missing its cape.

Would She Snip?: Yes

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Chani (Dune)

In the novel, her newborn son's circumcision ceremony is mentioned as a religious practice of the Fremen.

Would She Snip?: Yes

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Norine Blake and Priss Crockett (The Group)

The scene isn't in the movie adaptation, but Norine and Priss talk about circumcision in the book. Norine's son Ichabod is circumcised because his father is Jewish. Priss's son Stephen is uncircumcised, and she mentions that she hates retracting his foreskin when bathing him, and has recently stopped doing so (even though the pediatrician insists she do it) because "she would almost rather he was dirty than have him get an Oedipus complex from her handling him."

Would She Snip?: Yes, no

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Duchess Lucinda (Splitting Heirs)

When Lucinda's baby is accidentally switched with another woman's son, she realizes the switch when she sees the boy isn't circumcised.

Would She Snip?: Yes

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Jean Milburn (Sex Education)

A British sex therapist isn't likely to get her son circumcised, and this is confirmed in the first episode of season four when her son Otis accidentally broadcasts pictures of his flaccid penis to the entire school.

Would She Snip?: No

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Monica Foreman-Greenwald (Big Mouth)

Monica is a hippie who stopped practicing Judaism. She doesn't have any sons, but if she did, Jay probably wouldn't be the only uncircumcised boy at school any more.

Would She Snip?: No

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Diane Birch and Barbara Glouberman (Big Mouth)

Both of their sons are shown to be circumcised.

Would She Snip?: Yes, yes

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Guinevere Beck (You)

In the episode Maybe, she tells her friends at the bar about the least "aesthetically pleasing" penis she's seen: an uncircumcised Tinder hookup, because it "kinda looked like a hoodie".

Would She Snip?: Yes

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Connie, Sofia, Ashlee, Amina, and Maeve (Dance Nation)

The play has a scene where the girls discuss circumcision and try to figure out if the lone boy on their dance team is circumcised or not.

Connie isn't Jewish, but her dad is circumcised and her son will be too.

Sofia thinks "it's barbaric to cut off a piece of your baby's penis" and that "sex is better with an uncircumcised penis". She would "never ever ever ever ever" marry a man that's pro-circumcision, but she doesn't judge the other girls for wanting to do it.

Ashlee is Jewish, but she would get her son circumcised even if she wasn't because "boys who are uncircumcised get made fun of a lot in the locker room".

Amina is surprised to hear that Sofia wouldn't do it because "everyone is circumcised".

Maeve thinks male circumcision is fine, but female circumcision is bad because it stops girls from masturbating.

Would She Snip?: Yes, no, yes, yes, yes

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this is no hate, but i'm just curious. why do you run this blog? is it just a hyperfixation or pornographic or do you have political motivations?

Just for fun and because with the number of requests I'm getting, people seem to like it, so just enjoy it however you want or scroll and move on.

I will be staying neutral on the big debate though. I know that people both for and against circumcision enjoy this blog so I won't be taking any "side". All I'm here to post is what I think each requested fictional character would do if she had a son.

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Emma Meyer, Marie Moreau, and Cate Dunlap (Gen V)

In the episode God U, Emma tells Marie all about how she's turned on by their superpowered classmate Luke's uncut "fiery sea cucumber", but she also makes fun of the way that it looks and implies that she sees circumcision as the default, saying she thinks the only reason he isn't circumcised is because his superpowers made him "impossible to cut."

Marie seems uncomfortable with Emma wanting to "burn her tongue" on Luke's "flaming shar-pei".

Cate is Luke's devoted girlfriend, and is openly sexually attracted to him without any of Emma's qualifiers.

Would She Snip?: Yes, yes, no

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Jenna Bilzerian (Big Mouth)

Her son Jay gets teased for being the only uncircumcised boy in school.

Would She Snip?: No

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Sheila Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Liane Cartman, Carol McCormick, and Linda Stotch (South Park)

Sheila is Jewish, and the episode Ike's Wee Wee is about her adoptive son Ike getting a late bris, and she has to explain to her older son Kyle what circumcision is and that he had it done as well.

When Sharon's son Stan first learns what circumcision is in Ike's Wee Wee, he says he wants to get it done to make him look bigger, not realizing that his mother probably got it taken care of already. The Marshes are the closest thing South Park has to a standard All-American family, so Sharon most likely insisted it be done when her son was born.

In the episode Fun Time With Weapons, it's shown that Liane didn't get her son Eric circumcised. Before becoming a mom, Liane spent years as a German porn actress, so foreskin would be what she's used to.

In the episode Post-Covid, it's shown that Carol didn't get her son Kenny circumcised. Because Carol is so poor, it's likely that she couldn't have afforded it, even if she wanted to do it.

In the episode T.M.I., it's shown that Linda didn't get her son Butters circumcised. The overprotective Linda probably didn't want to cause him any pain.

Would She Snip?: Yes, yes, no, no, no

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Angela Montenegro (Bones)

In the episode The Murder of the Meninist, she says that she doesn't understand how a boy could give consent to be circumcised or not because she had her son "snipped at two days old."

Would She Snip?: Yes

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Panty and Stocking Anarchy (Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt)

They both constantly mock their friend Brief for being uncircumcised.

Would She Snip?: Yes, yes

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Rio Morales (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

She's a proud Boricua.

Would She Snip?: No