#wouldyoukindlyheadcanons

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Julie Langford has a gated off section of Arcadia where she grows Marijuana. Most Best and Brightest have bought from her before.

The devil’s lettuce is a pretty good business to invest in 👀 Rapture’s Best and Brightest don’t get the best and brightest on pure sober wit, I suppose.

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There's a timeline where a third member joined Elizabeth and Booker, her name was Vivian Monroe who wanted to escape Colombia seeing how bigoted it was. Elizabeth and Vivian later fell in love with Booker being oblivious to it thinking they're good friends. When the whole dimensional purge happened, the two alongside Booker survived and ended up living in the modern era. Booker is still oblivious.

Booker do be an oblivious man. “A city under the ocean? Impossible.” Booker. You are literally in a flying city, my guy.

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Booker’s guilty pleasure, in an alternate universe, is to play Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp on his phone.

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Anonymous asked: Fontaine has a specific love for Cuban cigars. If you give him some, any deal you want is done.

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Elizabeth’s favorite quote is: “All who wander are not lost”.

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Anonymous asked: Fontaine has a secretary who he gets along with quite well. They go to dinner once a week, and are rumoured to be dating.

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Anonymous asked: Tasha Denu and Julie Langford used to date.

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Tenenbaum picked up her habit of smoking from Fontaine.

Tbh I would too tho