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We are talking about Levi's and Erwin's pickup lines.
Me: So how did ya like those pickup lines?
Greg: Damn, those were insane xD
Me: Yea, they are aren't they.
Greg: Gah, I will admit. Some of those were too dirty for even me. Nice job xD
Me: Which one was your favorite?
Greg: I don't know.. The Erwin lines started so innocent, then took a horrible turn xD
Me: Yea, when I was listening I was like xD to O_o
Greg: XD
Me: I like Levi's "I do doors, floors, windows and YOU." Also, I like Erwin's "I heard you like magic. Well, bend over and watch my dick disappear."
Greg: xD Yea, those were insane.
Greg: 'Oh, hello there ma'am. My name is Ben. Ben Dover.'
Me: X'D Did you just come up with that?
Greg: Yea, XD
33 episodes later and hes still talking about the donkey cock poem
on how old Bart is: Assuming he survives until the end of Team Year Six, he'll be 13.