#wow peter

[paranormalpeter]

melvin

(btw ignore the smeared dots on his legs, they were freckles but i put too much trust in how fast my pen dries)

[itsy-bitsy-spidey]

@starkwithsarcasm liked 🕷

      ❝— i got my problems but i don't need you to solve them.❞

[do-you-carry-a-lunchbox]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[inevergettosayit-blog]

heiressofgotham continued from: x

“N—no. Thank you. No, thank you.”

    { Oh it's now he remembers that people       can get freaked out by stuff like that. }

       " I'm not gonna bite you or anything, I just like,          buy raw meat from the supermarket and stuff.          Apparently human blood isn't even good for you. "

[inevergettosayit-blog]

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            " Look, listen, "

                       { How offensive would it be to call her an Orion? }

                                          " I'm all for a nice supervillain                                              manhunt as much as the                                              next guy but.... But, ah, gun. =                                              Down. Please. "

[voicesofreasons]

this is even more overdramatic than I remember.

[riseabxve]

"Hi Peter my name is Enelya and I know we don't know each other but I thought since it is Christmas I would give you this...hope you like it. Merry Christmas!"

"This, ah, is a friendship bracelet. We are friends. It is law"

[riseabxve]

(Peter needs rough sex under a Christmas tree or something)