#wrasslin

[dykeboychewtoy]

Consider: the hypnotist physically holding you down to whisper the induction into your ear while it gets harder and harder to thrash and struggle and eventually you're forced to accept that you are both physically and mentally weaker than them, right before you go limp and stop thinking much of anything at all

[muffinsbasket]

There was this belief that women were the popcorn match. You know, you would see the list of matches for a show and right in the center would be this is when people need take a pee break. They need to go to the concession stand. This is where the women go.

[genderbendwrestling]

[doggyjjm]

JACK'S SQUIRREL IS NAMED PEPPER ☝️

[kaithewhatever]

Shipments from @shiftythrifting

cursed recipe card btw

[cartsicle]

I learned something new in class, but I already started colouring so maybe next time

[victusinveritas]

I've got to stop finding out about celebrity deaths due to people in my office just shouting it out through the house.

Rest in piss, Hulk. You were always a bit shitty and somehow got worse as you aged. May Randy Savage, Andre the Giant, Rowdy Roddy Piper, the Iron Sheik, and many more look down from Heaven throw steel chairs at you for a big chunk of eternity.