Jul 27, 2017
NOW I HAVE THE OLD MAN VERSION OF DULLARD AND CHOPPY!!! I am so sick of these ugly green clad dudes, I want a cute boy! Give me a cute boy!!!! I am naming this monstrosity Old Man Peas
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NOW I HAVE THE OLD MAN VERSION OF DULLARD AND CHOPPY!!! I am so sick of these ugly green clad dudes, I want a cute boy! Give me a cute boy!!!! I am naming this monstrosity Old Man Peas
so how ironic is it that the song playing is “give the boy a chance” and I’m planning to kill him?
I remembered about wreckboy and I’m playing again, but I have a new laptop so I lost Buttercup and have a new guy. He’s wearing green and has brown hair and is pretty boring. I’m calling him Choppy but I think I’ll see if I can get a new guy. I still miss my very first boy Wiggly ):
Did I mention Goldenrod is a giant? He is 8′ 8″ like holy moly. Wiggly was only 3′ 9″ what the hecccck!
Oh yeah, did I mention I found my new wreckboy baby? His name is Goldenrod and he is super pale and a redhead, and he wears yellow and has purple sneakers. He’s so cute! Also, his weakness is sunlight (haha, ginger all the way through) and his favorite thing is milk. All of his statributes are the most hilarious things, like omg he is absolutely golden.
Oh my god, but like Yanni gets super upset if I go to the shop before the coffin has flown away. He’s like “is that your music?” and like he’s all sad and refuses to do anything or keep talking until you go back and clean up your little dead guy.
On another note, I am killing these wreckboys off left and right. I had Hulk, Satan, nameless guy, Hank, Sludge, Mutant, Grape, Cherry Tomato, Mold, Nuke, and now Bill. If you couldn’t tell by their names, I haven’t been very fond of any of them. I’ve also thrown several away in the trash instead of giving them a proper burial.
How sad, that Wiggly will never have the funeral he deserved ):
So, hilariously, I can leave my wreckboy alone and go do other things, but I know the instant they die, because sad music starts playing.
Wiggly has been lost to the cold, dark abyss of the internet. My internet history got cleaned out, which wiped him from computer memory, though he will always live on in my memory.
Now I am going through wreckboys at an alarming pace trying to find one I connect to as I connected to Wiggly. So far I have killed Hulk, Satan, some guy with no shoes and purple hair, and now I have Hank.