*Thumbs up* Sching!

I'm a 30-something dork who works with kids. I like cats, cartoons, and bad memes. Right now I'm into animal crossing, dungeons and daddies, locked tomb, and wwdits . Sometimes I crochet things. Very occasionally I write things. She/them

[madamsmallwrists]

When you spend hours scrubbing the kitchen top top to bottom, literally cleaning every possible surface, and work up such an appetite that you end up sitting hunched over scaring down dinner like some kind of rabid gremlin

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[yohjimuse]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[landsccape]

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[loppiart]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

just had a disconcerting thought

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

how do u pronounce georg of spiders fame

gay-org

george

other

Voting ended onJun 22

[colorel11]

© Peter Smith

[cheap-slaw]

Learn to walk again

[buried-in-stardust]

Writing 和風細雨 (he2feng1xi4yu3; gentle breeze and light rain) with a cat's tail on a water-writing mat.

Water-writing mats turn black when wet and return to their original colour once dry, so they are often used to practise calligraphy with water. The black colour allows you to see your writing clearly, and the mat can be reused as soon as the writing dries and disappears.

[eng by me]

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[madamsmallwrists]

Whenever my neighbors knock on my door I pretend im not home. Maybe its because they knock too hard. Maybe its because I have anxiety. Maybe, probably, its because most of them are drunk all the time and I cant understand half the shit they say. Talking to any of them feels like talking to a man-sized toddler who is on illegal drugs

[heart-stars]

I dont mean to derail my entire day any time i go to the bathroom but im bad at making myself take breaks and bathrooms are just so safe and cozy and it was the only room with a door in my dysfunctional house growing up so now I use the bathroom and I want to sit on the toilet for 5 hours listening to the gentle hum of the fan and feeling my head be empty for once. Anyways, legs going numb.

[meredithmcclaren]

Hey hey!

Had the absolute delight of working with the Astroneers Team for a STARSEEKER: ASTRONEERS EXPEDITION comic! Here's progress shots for one of the funnest panels to draw. (I love this character design.)

Check out more of the comic at: https://comics.starseekergame.com/the-devil-you-know.

And see more from the game at: https://www.starseekergame.com/