Vector Prime, you and Scorpia are adorable together. Can you tell us how you met and (as we humans call it) fell in love? And how did you meet Safeguard and become friends with him? The three of you make such an interesting team! Glad you're all our there protecting space and time.
Dear Companion Curious,
That is very kind of you to say! Safeguard tells the story of how he and I first crossed paths better than I do, so he’s agreed to regale you with it some other time. As for how dear Scorpia and I first met—well, you’ll get a different answer depending on which of us you ask! As such, I’ve invited her to share her side of the story. Scorpia, are you receiving? Why don’t you introduce yourself to the humans?
love, u dont have to call them “the humans”. honestly. make it sound like were at a zoo or something. um, hi everyone!!
Well, that is how they refer to themselves… but I suppose it does sound rather stiff, coming from my vocal processors. My, what would I do without you?
oh youre vector prime, youd do just fine,,
I most certainly would not! I spoke too rashly, let us perish the thought. Now, where should we begin…
aaaa ok can we do ur Meet Cute first
If you like, certainly. This was near the beginning of the Autobots’ search for the Cyber Planet Keys, to save our worlds—and the galaxy—from the danger posed by the black hole left in the wake of Unicron’s destruction. My time management ability was stretched to its limit; while helping Optimus Prime’s team on Earth, and defending Cybertron from the lingering threat of Unicron and his heralds, I also found myself investigating a temporal anomaly.
I tracked the disturbance down to one of Cybertron’s minor colony worlds, the Junk Planet, where a band of Decepticons was terrorizing the local populace, extorting them for their Cyber Planet Key. Unable to pinpoint the source, I decided to parley with the Decepticon leader Sky Lynx, in the hopes of ending the hostilities and solving the mystery. Suffice it to say, the negotiations went poorly, and although Safeguard and I make a formidable team, on that occasion we were outnumbered heavily. We had to use all our wits to escape: tricking Nemesis Override into driving into a scrapheap, trapping Wreckloose with an electromagnet, pushing Landslide through a dimensional gate- and then I saw her. I saw you, dear. I don’t know if it was love at first sight, for you-
i dont know does “huh hes hot” count as love at first sight
Err, well, regardless- I- ahem. When I saw you for the first time, everything suddenly made sense. You were positively radiant, with tachyonic energy, clearly revealing you to be the reason why time was all a-flutter. Unrelatedly, you cut an extremely striking figure—you had your claws up, and you were pointing your stinger right at me, do you remember?
i mean i dont remember what i looked like obviously but yeah
I remember that time stood still, and I thought for certain that you were about to kill me. But then you fired over my shoulder, and the moment passed. You let me go. At the time, I had no idea what you saw in me. I could only assume you spared me out of common kindness towards a stranger, nothing more. But, as it would transpire, you had history with me.
gasp!!
oh wait that means its me. uh, actually,, give me just a second to collect my thoughts
Take all the time you need, dear.
ha ha. ok dont touch that dial. thats what theyd always say on the junk planet. to be continued!! by me. aaaaaaa








