Oct 6, 2017
I was reading Seth Godin’s The Icarus Deception. He said to write something everyday and share it online so you can get better. I think it’s the same with drawing and sharing...so here my sketchblog begins!
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I was reading Seth Godin’s The Icarus Deception. He said to write something everyday and share it online so you can get better. I think it’s the same with drawing and sharing...so here my sketchblog begins!
Eff, Scene 3
(3 stands behind Eff shaking his head)
1: (knelling in front of Eff)
please? Please? Please? Pleeeeease? Give me something here! Please. (Looks at 3, back at Eff) you want a donut?
(Pause)
(2 knocks on the door. 3 suddenly moves toward Eff, whispering in his ear...)
3: You hear that, punk? That get your coat tails in a bunch? Yeah buddy, you better start talkin, or imma let the dogs out on you. WhoWhoWho!!!!
Oh boy I swear on your mother-
1: Good one.
(2 knocks on the door)
3: Who is it!?
1: We know who it is
(2 knocks on the door)
3: Yes that's right. You don't want me to open that door, little Eff. If you think I'm bad, just wait and see.
(Pause)
Talk and, you'll get a donut. Don't talk, and you'll get, tortured, by the, meanest, baddest, craziest, insaniest, most psychotic, oh man you don't even know-
1: (shooing away 3) You don't even know. If you get stuck, we went over this, you freak out and pass it to me! Okay? (To Eff) Listen guy, my pal over here is right. I hate to tell you this cuz I like your ears, but if you don't talk, I'm gonna have to instruct that crazy motherfucker behind the door to bust it down, and then he's gonna bust your face in. (Back to 3) Look at me I feel like the bad cop.
2: (knocking) Fellas!
3: Nows not a good time, Bucky!
1: No don't do that.
2: (knocking) let me in!
3: NO! We can handle this just fine without you.
1: I say we let him in.
2: told you! Now let me in!
3: it's unlocked doofus.
1: Come in!
(2 enters wearing a police uniform)(Pause)
2: Rozinski. Janokowski. How's it goin in here?
3: Huh?
1: Duh!
2: Uh. Hello. Rozinski. Janokowski. I won't ask again, gentlemen. (Hiking up his pants) How goes it?
3: who are you?
1: a cop!
2: not just any cop. I'm the meanest baddest craziest insaniest most psychotic man cop- Police Chief in the tri-state area.
3: you are?
1: says who?
2: says this badge, sucker. I've been around the town now and then seen some things ya know all that stuff. Definitely been emotionally tattered. My brain is mush with crime and injustice. Good thing I sent you two in here to prep the victim. You guys are my cops, right?
3: I mean I mean I mean
1: this is a dream come true.
2: yes. But your eyes are awake young wasabi.
3: why do this now?
1: why not?
2: Well since you two were having so much fun in here, which I saw through this two way glass by the way, i thought I'd join in on all the hoopla. Anyway, I digress. I've been around seen some things and some junk. I'm the Chief. The Chief of Police. Right?
3: Right?
1: Right.
2: Alright. Well, I just came to check on my deputies.
3: I'm a Sheriff.
1: Aw.
(Pause)
2: yes. You are the Sheriff. But I'm the Chief. Right?
3: and I'm Sheriff Janokowski. 1: I guess.
2: That is not your name private!
3: you're mixing your metaphors.
1: you stay away from my privates!
2: Stand down Deputy Kozinski!
3: There ya go.
1: Yessir.
2: janokowski. I need a coffee.
3: oh. Right away, sir.
1: can I stay?
2: yes but you must sit, there in the corner and watch. Watch carefully and learn. Be quiet and quite and quaint.
3: how shall I be?
1: sitting.
2: quick. You shall be quick and slick.
3: I'm on it! Black, sir?
1: Where!?!?
2: yes, black. And three sugars.
3: Chief Three Sugars. That's how I'll always remember! (Exits)
1: watching. Learning.
2: (Locks the door, to Eff) You got some kinda nerve. Bashful? I know your kind. I am your kind. I know you. All this silence. You think it gets to us? You think you'll break us down before we get a chance to really put-a-hurtin on you? Huh? Is that what you think!? (Pause, to Kozinski 1) Did you offer him a donut?
3: (knocks) styrofoam or mug?
1: I did.
2: Mug please.
3: you got it, slick.
1: he didn't budge.
2: thank you!
3: your welcome!
1: sit, watch, learn. Aren't you supposed to be teaching me something?
2: I most certainly am. You haven't been paying attention. I'm showing you how to disrupt the psychi of a silent mute.
1: we'll get at it then!
2: (eyes wide)...I am, Kozinski. If you would just-
1: sit and watch and learn? I'm sick of this Chief!
2: Sick?
1: dreadfully sick. I wanna get out there, on the beat 24/7 bop bop bang put your hands up GET THOSE HANDS UP NOW scallion! We have the right to remain biased, anything we say can and will be used against you in a courtly hall-
2: Kozinski!
1: Chief!
(Pause)
2: You've been a good cop-
(3 knocks on the door)
1: uh huh
2: maybe even a great cop-
(3 knocks on the door)
1: yes?
2: and I'll tell you something-
(3 knocks on the door)
1: mhmmmmm?
2: (beginning to be bothered with the knocking) I've been, very impressed by your-
(3 knocks on the door)
1: do tell
2: by your, abilities-
(3 knocks on the door)
1: my I ask for a brief elaboration?
2: I was saying, that-
(3 knocks on the door)
1: thaaaaat?
2 that-
(3 knocks on the door)
1: that???
2: OH SON OF A MONKEYS UNCLE WILL YOU HALT WITH THE CONFOUND KNOCKING!? WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ONE MOMENT OF PEACE SO THAT I CAN DO MY JOB!?!? I TRY TO TEACH YOU AND YOU YADDA YADDA YADDA- and you behind the DOOR! I WILL BE THERE IN A JIFFY JUST relax in the waiting area I will be right with you sir!
(Pause. Eff, who has remained motionless, nods his head forward. A simple lean. Freezes. Silence. They saw it.)
3: (from behind the door) What happened?
1: what were you going to say Chief?
2: Shut up. This is serious. Did you see that?
3: What is it? Did Eff do something? Can I come in?
1: It's unlocked, rhubarb. Hey Chief?
2: Please do not, I am focused on different things now please tell me you saw that.
3: (walking in, holding two coffees)I'm retired, boys.
1: tell me what you were going to say and I'll tell you if I saw it.
2: deal. You go first.
3: here's your coffee, ma'am.
1: I saw it.
2: Okay. Good. Cool.
3: Try it. Did you here me my turkeys cooked.
1: Now you go.
2: Nah I'll pass.
3: Shootin blanks in the job market I don't wanna work and I won't, cuz I'm old!
1: you can't pass!
2: yes I can. We did not shake hands a document was not signed I have no tangible contractable obligation to this agreement I'm off Scott free zip zap zilch can't touch me won't touch me fuck you pussy bitch!
3: I'm gonna need to go to the bank... But then after that I'm free to take a nap. Fuck work. (Pause) Hey will you try the damn coffee I fuckin slaved over it?
1: that's fucking bullshit and you know it!
2: it doesn't matter baby bro, because I just got us closer to Eff. (Drinks the coffee)
Pffffd! What the fuck is in this?
3: Shnapps vodka and chocolot sirup.
1: Because he moved?
2: Mary Angels and Joseph are you drinking this too?
3: Youre god damn right I am! Good huh?
1: He moved after you had that big panic thing you do.
2: Exactly. And actually, kinda yeah, ha. Fuck you.
3: I'm good at what I do what can I say.
1: Ohhh. Oh my god.
2: You figure it out yet?
3: I got my old guy niche ya know I make alcoholic coffee I get a check every month sure it's a nice life.
1: I think so. You did teach me! You taught me that as a police Chief guy you are under great pressures, every day. Protecting our loved ones but, you don't have all that love to go around, so, you hide yourself under this facade, because, you're out there makin justice, and, you think I'm a good cop, maybe even a great cop, you said that, and, you just can't say it, cuz you're so angry inside, but I see it, and also, sometimes, you just have to have one of those panic things you do, cuz then after that you feel better, so, if you're smart, just bottle it all up and freak out on the ones you love most, cuz they'll forgive you, and then it's okay, and then maybe if you yell and scream a whole bunch, someone sitting still, impervious to most if not all emotion, will move just slightly, in response to your tantrum. And I like that. I hope you have found peace in that.
(Pause)
2: No dummy. That's only part of it. I freaked out right?
3: Drink up drink up you want another?
1: yes you did.
2: and I freaked out about wanting to have some peace and quiet and THATS when Eff moved. Not before. Not after. RIGHT when I said that very poetic, masterful dialogue, of frothy hate! DID EFF MOVE! I will forwardly rest my case. I need peace.
3: (Finishing 2s coffee) Congratulations. (Walking to the door) Luckily, I made a few pots worth, so we could really hold it down in here, get the interrogation goin, let the juice take effect, loosen his gourd get him talkin. That information on the peace and quiet is essential and will be vital in the coming moments. Once you're outta here.
(To 1 about 2)
He's got a spark in his eye he won't be here long.
1: where's he gonna go?
2: To be in the silence. Away from you two. So I can think. And I would take Eff with me, but I couldn't carry him on my own because I'd break him, and you guys wouldn't help me because I don't want you to help me. So I will be back. Whenever. With an idea. Eff knows best. Goodbye.
(Pause)
3: looks like we got some coffee to drink, old boy.
1: may I have some?
(2 goes to leave, turns back to look at Eff)
3: Absolutely (hands him a whole pot of coffee)
1: Cheers!
2: Eff knows best. (Exits)
3: Cheers, my fried. Cheers, Eff!
(Blackout.)
Eff, Scene 2
(The three stand over Eff, with arms crossed)
1: How long are we going to stand like this?
2: Until we come up with a radical new idea.
3: Its hot in here.
1: Shut up!
2: We will remain here until we formulate a necessary conclusion to this ridiculous conundrum. Do not blink. Do not waiver gentlemen. We must be stern of both body and mind. And of soul-
3: If this is what being a cop is like I don't like it.
1: It's not
2: Shhh.
3: in the movies they always have those bad ass scenes where there's a good cop and he's nice and has donuts and then the bad cop comes and slams the table to scare the guy into giving them an answer. We should get a table to slam.
1: Rebuddle sir?
2: I believe the defendant has made his case clear enough.
3: I have?
1: Apparently you have.
2: To think that I would be swayed by your pathetic story of good cop bad cop Nancy Drew dream time, is both narcissistic and assumptious. I do detest such childish ideas.
3: I lost you at Nancy Drew.
1: I really thought you had that one bucko.
2: I WILL REMAIN.
3: Jeeze.
(Silence)
1: so how long are we going to stand here like this?
2: GAH!
3: AAH!
1: WHAT!?
2: this is useless. Utterly useless.
3: I'm right!
1: Let the preacher sing hallelujah and the choir go home! You've won your first case!
2: Congrats homeslice.
3: VICTORY! Oh. I'd just like to thank the academy and my parents, who have been like a father to me, OH and Bucky Bucks from high school who told me I'd never do anything "remotely relevant." And also to my late fish Bloomers - you were the best little buddy.
1: (clapping) Do you want to be the good cop?
2: Its a shit idea but it's better than what I got. This'll be fun to watch.
3: Oh you're not watching.
1: or bad cop?
2: what? Yes I am.
3: no you're not.
1: I could be both. "You want a donut? Oh here us go- SIKE FUCK YOU" that's how you gotta do it.
2: I am too watching!
3: Nuhuh. I won that case that means I make the rules this time you picked first it was the worst and now I'm up and I say you're out.
1: ohhhhhhhhhh.
2: well that's bullshit you can't just kick me out!
3: yes I can now please leave.
1: am I the fucking good cop or the bad cop??????
2: If you mess him up or get him all dirty I swear on your mother-
3: I WON'T. Now will you trust me and scoot your boot?
1: I need to mentally prepare! Good or bad goddammit?
2: You better have something when I come back.
3: Oh we will. Trust me.
1: So I'm good cop.
2: I just wanna say-
3: Save your breath. (2 exits)
And yes, you're good.
(Blackout)
Eff, Scene 1
(Eff lays on his back on a table, motionless)
G1: (whispering) I don't know what do you think?
G2: I don't know what do you think?
G3: I don't know I say we leave him here.
1: leave him here?
2: here?? Why here?
3: here is a good place.
1: here? Of all places?
2: the way he looks? We'd be better hanging him in the street.
3: you're telling me-
1: you're telling him-
2: I'm telling both of you-
3: yes?
1: please, go on-
2: that we have to do something big here. And yes, leaving him here would be an outstanding solution to our otherwise precarious situation, but it's lazy, I feel, AND hanging him in the street doesn't seem like a completely tasteless option, but if I'm speaking freely-
3: you are-
1: after you-
2: - then I would say let's not completely abandon these ideas - cuz they're good, but let's see if they're are any other possible fixes. We could pawn him off to someone else.
3: like a sex trade?
1: nobody's gonna want this burlap sack.
2: does he even look alive? And no not like a sex trade.
3: he looks alive enough, sure.
1: sure? People who say sure are people who don't ever give a shit, trust me I know these people. Sure is a 4 letter word-
2: yes it is
3: correct
1: so let's not use that language around here! Because it is indicative of indifference and I will not have it!
(Pause)
2: this is a crucial time for us all.
3: we can't waste time being negative.
1: word my good buddy.
2: I have an idea.
3: shoot buster.
1: (ducking out of the way) we make him a child slave!
2: no that's worse than the sex trade also don't use that word. We need to make a statement. And we can't make a statement unless-
3: unless we end it with a period!
1: haha!
2: yes, actually. We need to work all this out so in the end, the very bitter end, we make a huge kerplow of a period BAM there's a full Nelson it's gotta be like that.
3: so?
1: so?
2: so let's sit him up here, get to know him and find out what he wants before we do anything crazy.
3: that seems fair.
1: more than fair I'd say.
2: so we are all agreed?
3: are we?
1: we are all agreed
2: sit em on up.
(They all work to get Eff upright in a chair. His limbs are limp, his head is limp, for all they know he feels dead)
3: this old boy is heavy.
1: you're tellin me.
2: there
3: there
1: there, phew, okay -
(1 slaps Eff across the face) WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF OCTOBER 28TH HUH!?!?
2: stop! what the hell are you doing!?
3: jesus!
1: I thought we were getting to know him?
2: not like that! You're gonna ruin this whole thing for us I swear to god-
3: you coulda ripped his head off.
1: I'll try something else. (To Eff) Who's your employer?
2: we are man. He works for us.
3: (to Eff) how'd you find us then, bub?
1: yeah you use some fancy google maps or somethin?
2: what's your deal!?
3: there ya go!
1: niiiice!
2: I'm asking you!
3: who?!
1: little Eff?
2: no you guys! Jesus I mean we're talking to a professional here. He's not gonna give up this information immediately. You gotta let him stoop.
3: stoop? Think you mean steep.
1: he means stew.
2: yes! Stew. We're gonna let him stew. Tell he's a loose as chicken noodle soup. Then we'll get some much needed answers. And we'll make a marvelous statement. And us, guys, us? We're gonna be famous.
3: to fame!
All: to fame!
It's Really Up To Seth
Chance: hit me
Seth: 17
Chance: hit me
Seth: 19
Chance: uhhh hit me
Seth: you sure man?
Chance: hit me
Seth: 21
Chance: BOOM
Seth: wow
Chance: ha-ha!
Seth: risky
Chance: uh huh
Seth: guess you-
Chance: don't!
Seth: really-
Chance: DO NOT!
Seth: took a-
Chance: BRUH
Seth: shot!?
Chance: shot!?
Seth: shot!
Chance: shot!!
Seth: shotsah!
Chance: shots I say!
Seth: shotuhtuhtuts!
Chance: maybe I shouldn't-
Seth: don't!
Chance: ya know-
Seth: DO NOT!
Chance: risk!?
Seth: risk!?
Chance: RISK!
Seth: RISKAH- -no no no I've decided. It's not funny when you do it.
Chance: yes it is!
Seth: no cuz it's YOUR name and all. You can't make fun of yourself it's not funny that way. I led us to the shots and then you made it about risk and I don't want to do the same thing every night. Shots and risk with Chance, it's getting old, it's not funny anymore, it's not funny when you do it, I'm just telling you this man, because it matters to me. Does it matter to you? That much?
Chance: You're the shots guy I'm the risk guy. The nights always up to chance it just happens this way so you feel better.
Seth: you selfish piece of shit.
Chance: it's really all-
Seth: hey!
Chance: up to-
Seth: HEY!
Chance: PROBABILLITY!!!!!
Bill: hey guys.
Seth: now that's funny! Who's this guy?
Bill: I'm Bill hey guys.
Seth: you set all this up, invited this guy over just to mix things up like this?
Chance: yepp.
Seth: amazing.
Chance: do i ever cease to amaze you?
Seth: Never.
Chance: gotcha.
Seth: I guess it's-
Chance: wait what?
Seth: the luck of-
Chance: HUH!?
Seth: the DRAW!!!!!
(Seth pulls out a gun, shoots Chance in the leg)
(Pause)
Chance: nice one dude. Really nice.
Bill: zing.
Chance: (grimacing in pain) No need for that Bill.
Bill: okay.
(Blackout)
Just keep writing - Okay
Okay, So I stayed late like vacay For two days Like a frito we would lay ay Til Wednesday or the late morn of Friday And skip class and pass back notes Of sorts Just drawings and pretty words Like the word of the day And how could I make you laugh that day In hallways or staircase At my place or rock state So some day I might stay locked up in embrace at our place and then say Remember those days? So stay. Okay?
Did i even tell you guys how my mom paid me back full 16 bucks in 50 cent coins.