[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere // [text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked // [text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all // [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. // [text] Do you know where I am? // [text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension (elliot/kaira)
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
[sent]: what do you girls get up to on your nights out??
[sent]: i’ll run you a bath for when you get back
[sent]: just don’t get glitter all over the towels i beg
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[sent]: i’ll get mouthwash on my way there
[sent]: don’t go breathing in anyone’s face
[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
[sent]: oh dear, how would the paper’s react to the knowledge that one of society’s favourites is a door knob thief
[sent]: also how on earth did you manage to remove a door knob??
[text] Do you know where I am?
[sent]: do i want to know?
[sent]: i’m not picking you up from another brothel though
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[sent]: in this other dimension were board meetings just myths?
[sent]: because in this dimension they’re real