#written headcanons

[shesunety]

WHAT I THINK WOULD BE HAVING ZAHRADA, PUMPKIN JACK AND DROUGHT AS ROOMMATES?

Individually, of course! Do not take this post too seriously, although I hope I managed to describe each of them accurately. I suppose this would fall into the category of "headcanons", wouldn't it? Anyhoo! Have fun reading!

The first on the list is obviously:

ZAHRADA

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to agree this caveman to be my roommate, I fear he might claim my property as his and possibly kick ME out of MY house. Whether that happens or not, I'm either dying as a homeless chud on the streets or having my skull be reduced to a mashed potato. Apparently, owning a MASSIVE cave system and a maze is not enough.

I believe, there could be a slight chance of him letting me coexist as long as I don't bother him and his peculiar activities. Though, I'm not certain how I'd manage to convince him, but what I do know is this unc definitely lived in a time period when 'em property prices didn't cost him his whole life savings. Again, the properties that are under his name are surely stolen too.

With that out of the way - let's picture this very unlikely, delusional scenario, in which I'm lucky enough to receive his generosity and we are both living under the same roof.

So, having him as my roommate wouldn't necessarily be an inconvenience to me, because from what I gathered from the games, personality wise, he's responsible. Also, He's a plant person, I respect that. We already have something in common. I'm not against the idea of him decorating the place with plants.

Zahrada, however, occasionally murders people. A nasty habit, indeed. At least, he would likely clean after himself. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't even know he obliterated a guy, unless he decides to tell me on a random tuesday. To taunt me, to threaten me.

Moreover, Zahrada is a hard-working man! So far, so good. Four good qualities - responsible, hard-working, clean and decorative! I really cannot ask for more! Though, in my opinion, he might be a bit of a workaholic. Considering the amount of effort and time he puts into whatever he's brewing in his pot, he's prone to mood swings. Maybe, stress too. Resulting in him yelling at me for breathing the wrong way, but it's fine.

I'd suggest ideas for relaxation - we could have movie nights. Shrugs

Boy would be hardly at home, I guess. Too busy grinding.

Pumpkin Jack

FIRST OFF, I am NOT trustin' this SLACKER with ANYTHING. Unlike Zahrada, Jack is IRRESPONSIBLE, NOT AS COMPETENT and LAZY. Oh, certainly, he wouldn't think to even clean after himself either! He be endin' lives as well as any other characters from the games. One day, I'm gonna arrive home to a horrific stench and see a corpse laying ON MY USED TO BE SCRUBBY CLEAN FLOOR in the living room.

Honestly? I think he'd warn me about his flaws, so I know what I'm signing up for. He's honest, and self-aware. Dare I say, he would be a pleasant company... To some extent. If i turn a blind eye to his bad habits. It's not like he doesn't know how to be a better roommate - he does.

He's the type of pumpkin who would use his charm for whatever benefits him. Admittedly, I'd be easily swooned.

As he is a SLACKER, I'd be finding him mostly at home. SLACKING OFF. MEANING, We could be actually spending time to bond! I can see him telling genuinely funny jokes. NOW, I KNOW HE HAS AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF HUMOR! TRUST ME, HE'S HUMOROUS.

At the end of the day, he's a chill guy. He's not quick to fume with anger. Oftentimes, he would try to ragebait me for fun.

Unfortunately, my place would be filled with pumpkin crawlers.

Drought

Drought is inviting himself in.

DOWNRIGHT HORRID INTRUDER, NOT ROOMMATE. He's breaking and entering.

He thinks he's funny, but in reality he belongs in a mental asylum. He's gonna do pranks that would cost me my life.

His stunts would consist of him scaring the angels out of me, putting spiders in my tea and the list goes on.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!!

[theberriesncream]

I an bored so I am sharing my Headcanons and Lore on SOME of G&B NPCs for funni

(Sorry if it's lazy)

Barry: The youngest son of a baker, compared to his brothers, Barry seems to be the odd of the family. He's strange and socializing is something he doesn't really feel like doing, most of the time he passes by looking at the bugs that sometimes head over his home or job, When the Napoleonic Wars started. He and his brothers head over to fight.

Barry is the type of guy who would act when things go bad, there is a problem? Barry thinks of something to fix it. Sometimes are bad ideas, sometimes it work. And since he never leaved his hometown before the war he is try different stuff, Although due to his way of acting and how he perceives the world he gets into trouble.

Jacob: The pessimist. Huh? Maybe a bit. He lived in poverty and his parents were strict with him as they did not have enough for a family of three to survive. having to take on jobs to be able to earn enough for his parents to eat. Thanks to this he had a lot of experience in different habits. But still, due to his upbringing and education by his family, Jacob developed a complex of "If I fail, I'm a failure." to the point that he wants to kill himself if something goes wrong. But aside from that, he is helpful and hard-working, and he is a big foodie.

Jean: Altruism is defined as the act of seek good for people without self-interest. Since he was young he has experienced the worst that some human beings can do to others if they have power. But Jean Louise took another path and helping the people who has been harmed by others. He didn't want to be in the war but when the Blight came he had no choice but to enlist in case the undead came to his country. Many mistake him for a weak man, but he will fight if necessary to keep those defenseless safe.

Prussian Officer/Karl/Klaus: He is intimidating the first time you see him. a tall guy with a sour look on his face who, if you accidentally do something wrong, will rip your arms off. The members of Garde zu fuß take him seriously for his glaze. he was from a noble family, unfortunately disinherited due to an injustice. Despite his seriousness and bossy behavior, He is someone who, if he sees that you are feeling bad, will give you a cup of tea and motivated you when things gone bad. He will never reatreat from a fight.

American Ferryman/Christian: He was from a family where the men are dedicated to fishing. Unfortunately, his family hates him for being an illegitimate child. He always felt isolated because of how he was given to the world and how his family does not treat him. Sailing down the river always calmed him down and made him feel good, although that didn't take away the fact that he was an outcast in his family. He joined the Marines under duress and witnessed a nightmare where a Headless Horseman and other revived corpses has appeared. He is very calm, unless when he is not under pressure or having a panic attack. and he doesn't like to sit around doing nothing. Escape or fight. It doesn't matter if it means intact lives are free from danger.

Scared French Soilder/Millard: He was a loving father and husband long ago. The last time he saw a member of his family was when his eldest son succumb by the Blight. Because of that incident, he became paranoid and aggressive towards everyone. but there is still hope within him, Even though he is a coward, maybe, just maybe. He can save lives like the one they named "Capitaine Jean Louise".

[gottagobaby]

✍ 7 and 9

7. …meeting new people.

Cobra is fine around crowds. It’s not personal. He’s fine with hanging around strangers like fans. He can handle unfamiliar people when hanging with his friends.

But when he’s meeting someone new and he’s alone, it can be a bit tough and awkward for him to approach. He’s not good at being social with complete strangers, so if he’s not with his pals, it can be tough for him to figure out how to engage with someone. If he can prepare himself, he’ll psyche himself up beforehand, but if it goes beyond what he’s planned, things get tough. They’re rare situations, fortunately enough.

9. …eating.

Strawberries, sweet buns, eggs, and katsudon aside, Cobra also has a big thing for barbecue.

He loves all that pork meat and when he can has a great time just ripping apart ribs and shredding up brisket. He can’t really chew (unless he’s using personalized teeth prostheses), so when it comes down to sausage stuffs, he really has to get it cut up or just swallow it all at once and he is way too impatient to use tiny little knives with his hams.