Aww, your wife is stressed out and unhappy? Here are some things you can do to help.
Tell her to come over to where you are. Casually take off all her clothes. Toss the clothes out the door and tell her she can go get them once her attitude is better.
Invite her to sit next to you on the couch and snuggle. Open Instagram and tell her how you wish she looked like the girls you see there while you scroll together. Give her an opportunity to apologize.
Punch her in the tummy. Don't give her a warning.
Grab her by the panties and yank. Drag her around by them making her feel weak and bullied.
Tell her to make herself a snack. Spit on it.
Spank her until she's screaming loud enough to convince you she's no longer thinking about what stressed her out. After all what's the point of having a house if you don't make use of the sound privacy?
Take her on a walk to enjoy the outside air. Walk to an ATM and tell her to give you $400. Walk to a store and tell her to wait outside while you spend it.



















