matthais x anissa!!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - forever. they will fight for that love
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - they had issues trusting one another at first but then pretty fast
How was their first kiss? - It led to them having sex…so great. a lot of sparks
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Matthias
Who is the best man/men? - Victor? Maybe his brother?
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Ellie!! Maybe Zara and Gigi but Ellie 100%
Who did the most planning? - Anissa but Matthias helped
Who stressed the most? - Anissa?
How fancy was the ceremony? - OKAY SO IT DEPENDS. I feel they are going to be hella extra or super lowkeyBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Anyone who does not support them
Sex:
Who is on top? - Matthias mainly but Anissa sometimes
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both? Matthias is more forward about it where Anissa does stuff to tease him/get him in the mood
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - like a whole day lol. they are very intimate and enjoy cuddling/smoking/reading, etc after sex. plus they kinda never put their clothes back on after unless they have to so they likely do a few rounds
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - YES
How rough are they in bed? - (It’s either making love or fucking)Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - as many as they can (possibly become the Duggars)
How many children will they adopt? - One or two!
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Equal/they may have a nurse/nanny
Who is the stricter parent? - They are both pretty soft I feel
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Anissa
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Anissa
Who is the more loved parent? - Both for different reasons!!!
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Both!
Who cried the most at graduation? - Anissa would be sobbing
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - MATTHIAS
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Anissa but Matthias likes to cook for her
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither
Who does the grocery shopping? - Anissa
How often do they bake desserts? - Anissa always has desserts in da house
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Salads? But I feel like Matthias is likely more of a meat eater
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Matthias
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Matthias
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Matthias omg
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - They both like things #clean
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Matthias?
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither, maybbeee Matthias if he was in a hurry
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Anissa
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Matthias
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Hmm I feel like they end up taking them together so both the same
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They go together. They like walks.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Anissa does it every holiday without fail. Matthias lets her no questions asked.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Get married, have kids, support each other’s dreams and go against the odds
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - They both enjoy days in bed but I feel they both are normally early birds. Unless Matthias was rough the night before then Anissa is sleeping until noon.
Who plays the most pranks? - They are both playful with each other. I can see them both playing the odd joke on each other
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