Jan 9, 2020
🎵 Everybody gets tired, but specifically, today, I’m just tired of you! FUUUU— 🎵
Necra, to Cale, after being his prisoner for over a week
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🎵 Everybody gets tired, but specifically, today, I’m just tired of you! FUUUU— 🎵
Necra, to Cale, after being his prisoner for over a week
Martin: Do you think I could fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth?
Cale, as nicely as possible: You’re a hazard to society.
Necra: And a coward; do 20!
Necra: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of her estate in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind her about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on the hardwood floors*
Loki: *turns on the hall light* We fucking talked about this
Necra: We all like a bit of a bad boy, don’t we?
Any other rational person: Yeah, but not a fucking serial killer, Necra!
Cale: *about to smack Winnie* That’s it, foal! You’re about to get it!
Winnie: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Cale: What?
Winnie: I’m baby!
Cale: What the fuck does that—?
Necra: Hey, stop! Wait! You can’t do that!
Cale: What?!
Necra: She’s baby! You can’t— you can’t just do that!
Winnie: *blows raspberry at Cale*
Cale: You fuckin’—
Necra: Yeah, well, she’s baby, so...
Necra: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Crowley, code name -- Been There, Done That. Winnie is -- Currently Doing That. Kilgrave is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Martin, code name -- If I Had To Pick a Psycho. Cale is -- Eagle Two.
Cale: Oh, thank God.
Necra: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Cale: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Necra: ...oh.
Cale: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
*at some point in the future*
Necra: *is cooking*
Cale: *watches Necra intently*
Necra: ...what do you think I’m gonna do, poison you?
Cale: I haven’t forgotten the scrambled eggs.
Necra: OH MY GOD, THAT WAS ONE TIME!
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