#wshvmia

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“We’ve been to games at Marlins Park where it looks like it does here tonight” damn FP you didn’t need to murder them on live tv

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floof

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i too want to hug tony like that

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fp: “what if - and i’m just throwing this out there - what if the nats clinch in the first day of the doubleheader? do they celebrate and then throw all the unis in the dryer?”

actually please let that happen i desperately want them to get drunk between games

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*talking about starting pitchers*

Bob: How much fun would it be, Houston’s big 3 against Washington’s big 3?

Me, realizing the implications of what that statement would mean: bob......do NOT tease me like this

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ring ring it’s me, max scherzer

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congrats!!!!!!!!

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KURT!!!