#phannies

[christianpuppetshow]

Wake up. Fat line of yaoi cocaine at 8am on a Monday morning. Attempt to make it through the working day. Another line at 6pm. Try to function.

[hannahbluish]

My nervous system has only somewhat recovered from this baking video. Femboy Phil will be making an appearance soon too.

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[marilotjee]

Breaking news for the unemployed

[forgo-me-not]

the question was: "what's the best and worst thing about living with dan?"

transcript: "Worst thing is the way he sneezes, you're just going about your daily life like la la la when all of a sudden wachaaa! which is scary enough but his bed is through that wall so at 3 in the morning i just hear wachaaaa! and if you wake up from a dream it makes you think there's a hawk-demon in the house or something. it's very disturbing."

good to know dan really has been terrorizing him in his sleep all these years <3 (and they were 100% in the same bed when this happened)

[lepidopterror]

I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE I AM SORRY MY LOVES !!!

i hope these two emo boys kissing is enough of an apology <3

this lore fundamentally changed my brain and my worldview thank you and goodnight

[misskiwi4]

My brain this entire past week 💀