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Angry Birds Attack Chick-fil-A Customers

Angry Birds Attack Chick-fil-A Customers

(yes, that’s a bird attacking the woman’s head)

Angry birds are attacking Denver, Colorado Chick-fil-A customers…LITERALLY.

These birds are dive-bombing customers who walk in the Chick-fil-A parking lot. Apparently the blackbirds are nesting and are SUPER overprotective of their little babies.

The attacks are so bad that Chick-fil-A is offering a big, red, umbrella ESCORT service to walk you to…

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Angry Birds Attack Chick-fil-A Customers

Angry Birds Attack Chick-fil-A Customers

(yes, that’s a bird attacking the woman’s head) Angry birds are attacking Denver, Colorado Chick-fil-A customers…LITERALLY. These birds are dive-bombing customers who walk in the Chick-fil-A parking lot. Apparently the blackbirds are nesting and are SUPER overprotective of their little babies. The attacks are so bad that Chick-fil-A is offering a big, red, umbrella ESCORT service to walk you to…

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Man Covered With 29 Miley Cyrus Tattoos is Sad Because Miley Called Them Ugly

Man Covered With 29 Miley Cyrus Tattoos is Sad Because Miley Called Them Ugly

Listen, I’m ALL for tattoos (I have a couple myself), but 29 tattoos of Miley Cyrus’ mug and song lyrics is a bit too much.

Meet Carl McCold, a 42-year-old father of 3 (yes, one is named Miley), from Bridlington, East Yorkshire, and obsessed Miley Cyrus fan. McCold has TWENTY-NINE Miley Cyrus tattoos, because…OBSESSED.

McCold is currently in his feelings because his idol, Miley Cyrus, said his…

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Former Postal Worker Faces Jail Time for Not Delivering Bed Bath and Beyond Ads

Former Postal Worker Faces Jail Time for Not Delivering Bed Bath and Beyond Ads

Ever received one of those Bed Bath and Beyond ads in the mail? If you’re like me, you usually flip through a few pages and chuck ’em (if at all). Well a former upstate NY postal worker shaved about a minute or two from our day by chucking these Bed, Bath and Beyond ads for us. Unfortunately, his charitable work has caused him to lose his job and possible jail time.

36-year-old Jeffrey Wojcik,…

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Former Postal Worker Faces Jail Time for Not Delivering Bed Bath and Beyond Ads

Former Postal Worker Faces Jail Time for Not Delivering Bed Bath and Beyond Ads

Ever received one of those Bed Bath and Beyond ads in the mail? If you’re like me, you usually flip through a few pages and chuck ’em (if at all). Well a former upstate NY postal worker shaved about a minute or two from our day by chucking these Bed, Bath and Beyond ads for us. Unfortunately, his charitable work has caused him to lose his job and possible jail time.

36-year-old Jeffrey Wojcik,…

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WT*Bleep* Man Dies While Having Sex with Scarecrow

WT*Bleep* Man Dies While Having Sex with Scarecrow

Jose Alberto, a 58 year-old Argentinian shepherd, found a “bae” in a scarecrow and decided to have sexual relations with her it. The man dressed up his scarecrow bae with a wig, red lipstick AND a 6″ strap-on.

Alberto’s body was found when his neighbors contacted authorities due to a foul smell coming from his property. When police entered his home, they found Alberto’s rotting corpse next to a…

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WT*Bleep* Man Dies While Having Sex with Scarecrow

WT*Bleep* Man Dies While Having Sex with Scarecrow

Jose Alberto, a 58 year-old Argentinian shepherd, found a “bae” in a scarecrow and decided to have sexual relations with her it. The man dressed up his scarecrow bae with a wig, red lipstick AND a 6″ strap-on.

Alberto’s body was found when his neighbors contacted authorities due to a foul smell coming from his property. When police entered his home, they found Alberto’s rotting corpse next to a…

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Virginia Man Steals Scooby Snacks; Runs from Police

Virginia Man Steals Scooby Snacks; Runs from Police

“I would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those pesky police officers!”

19 year old Marquis Lamar Pullen of Waynesboro, VA, visited Kroger’s around 11pm on March 20th, and stole a box of Scooby Fruit Snacks. Kroger’s is across the street from the Waynesboro Police Department. After Pullen leaves with his Scooby Snacks hidden, a call is placed to the police station where a few officers…

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