#wtf brain...

[take-care-with-your-glasses]

Writes an OneShot***

Realizes that it will end needing more chapters**

Wtf brain!?

[tinypigeonlord]

I had... the weirdest, most surrealistic dream, and for once I can actually still remember how it went for the most part.

I was visiting a quirky little shop I had never seen before in my town, and while inside I noticed a plushie of Crazy Redd from Animal Crossing sitting in a glass jar which was sealed with a big cork. And out of fucking nowhere, he spoke to me and said 'help.' This should have been a red flag and I should have noped the fuck out, but I went auto-pilot and opened the jar. And then my environment suddenly changed? I can't quite explain it, but suddenly the quirky shop I was in turned into like, a typical Disney-style or Kingdom Hearts style shop. Like, the style and graphics were very reminiscent of Traverse Town from KH for example. Cartoony, basically.

 And Crazy Redd was freed from his jar but still looking like a doll, and he told me that the others were held captive here as well and to save them. At first I wasn't sure what he meant, but I started looking around. And the surrealism really began here because objects were never what they seemed. Like, I found a box of eggs, but upon picking up an egg it wasn't a real egg, but it was crocheted. And the crescent moon you could see from a window could be plucked out of the air and was actually inside the shop too, and crocheted???

I was starting to freak out and wanted to leave, but upon opening the frontdoor, a plushie of Wizard Mickey Mouse slid in through the crack of the door and startled the shit out of me. And he ominously said to me: "I'm still here..." and I couldn't open the door because my mind told me that he was a barrier and I needed to find 'the rest' first.

I looked around again, and started noticing little buttons/switches with a mickey mouse symbol on them, like, the three circles forming his head and ears. And I pressed one. This caused an antique clock to pop open, and inside was a plushie of Mabel from the Able sisters. It was then that I realized Mickey Mouse was some evil force which had captured all the Animal Crossing NPCs and turned them into plushies to keep them in this weird af store??? Maybe cause Animal Crossing has become more popular than Disney??? Who knows man...

Eventually I found plushies of Timmy and Tommy hidden behind the store's counter. And going back to the spot where I noticed all the items which looked real at first glance but turned out to be made of fabric and crocheted, I found Tom Nook and Isabelle there suddenly. And at some point the Mickey Mouse plushie had disappeared from the door opening, and I could open the door and go outside. I thought I was free and could escape, but the only things outside were a grass frontyard and a mailbox. For the rest there was nothing, just open air and pavement leading to nowhere. There were no other buildings. Kinda like an unfinished or un-loaded videogame. I opened the mailbox to find Sabel's plushie inside, looked around some more to check if I’d missed anyone and whether that was preventing my escape, and then woke up with a SEVERE headache :'D

christ this is the most messed up escape room I've ever participated in LMAO

[thotinshield]

i wrote 2k and im done for tonight lmao 

[bee-calm]

What if Oxygen makes us high, and what we are experiencing right now is the side-effects, and when we take 'drugs', the things you see is real life? Sorry just ignore me

[bluewishdust]

I just read "ROMEO AND JULIET" as "OREO AND JULIET" (I guess that means I should stop thinking about cookies)

[acousticaesthete]

Repost if you do this too. So I starting thinking about this celebrity that I’m absolutely in love with. How amazing he is, how handsome he is, how gorgeous his eyes are….then suddenly I’m thinking about what our wedding would be like…