#wtf gary

[zingaplanet]

So Gary purposelly created a show with 5 people, set up a game for him to play vs Roy Keane, just to immediately show no preference at all and picked carra as his teammate over 2 amazing pundits (i mean wrighty and jill)?? He didn't even ask and just assumed carra'd go with him? 🥲

[a-ship-is-safe-in-harbor]

Obviously from the Carraville wedding album 

[shiftyarchfey]

Gary: "I want to stick your lovely face into a piranha tank, handsome. I want to apply acid to your perfectly sculptured body. I want to throw your pocket mirror under a thresher and watch you fetch it."

My Toreador: "He called me handsome :D"

[aliceofclover125]

So in Classics, we were talking about the Libation Bearers right, and to draw a comparison, a guy in class references Game of Thrones. Which, really, isn't all that bad, go for it dude. But no. He then goes on to say, "well, you know, you have to connect things. My connection to the show is through my girlfriend-- well, she doesn't /know/ she's my girlfriend yet, but yeah." Professor does a double take, and asks: "What do you mean, she doesn't know?" "Yeah, no, not yet." "Does she at least like you as well? Is she going to be happy, when you ask her?" Dude just kinda looks self-satisfied, and goes: "Well, let's just say she's really lucky." Professor loses her shit laughing, tells him they gotta talk bc what even is this, but the rest of us are laughing in disbelief and a lot of the women look uncomfortable and one yells out, "that's creepy you know." Damn right it is. Wtf

[themonsterplaza]

Nothing's harder to understand or more terrifying than a fic in which three people are shipped. 

[piscesmoon99]

oh my god my brother just walked in my room and he said 'I'm going to do something I have to do' and walked out 

i think he's gonna shoot someone

if you see a 25 year old from sydney on the news you'll know why