[Text]: I’m going to need a ride home. Don’t ask why.
[text] Did you take a wrong turn?
[text] Did you zone out as you were walking and now don’t know where you are?
[text] Did you follow a cat for a mile and end up in a place you don’t recognize?
[text] If you don’t tell me, I’ll make a bunch of guesses as to why which will get progressively crueler.
[text] Did you pick up a hooker on third who actually ended up being a man, get the shite beat out of you by said man, and left on the corner of a weird and foreign street?
[text] Did you get lost, ask a hobo for help, and end up face down, ass up, on a bench in the middle of the park?
[text] Did you get picked up by a John, accepted out of curiosity, end up fucking your way to $500, and now need to be picked up after raiding his house for everything expensive before he wakes up?