The Wurzels with a tractor on Top of the Pops. Combine Harvester spent two weeks at #1 in 1976. It was that kind of year... I’m sure there must be a sketch somewhere of Prowse’s ‘Darth Farmer’ singing this.
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah) I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah) Now something's telling me That you'm avoiding me Come on now darling you've got something I need
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three
I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need We'll 'ave twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed And you know I'll love you darlin' So give me your hand But the thing I like the most Is all thy acres of land


















