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[navitarex]

(( 4 for the voice meme. do it. ))

Tell a joke. (Preferably a really bad one)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s029abD67MHM

[navitarex]

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[cyberneticlagomorph]

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hi i’m jack, i don’t have a last name (yet) i’m a sick cyborg, name pronouns and a fact about yourself friend

[4th3n41-blog]

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H3llo.

[bokunocali]

>Bug him

>You hire a sort of hit on him, hes not going to die but man is he sure going to be bugged for a while.

>This is to be done as he sleeps a alternian bug program will be placed on him and gather information and send it not directly to you but to the “hit man” and he will send it to you in return.

>As he sleeps the literal bug crawls across the halls of the floor delicately and finds its prey attaching itself to his body and linking itself with the system seemingly unknown until its host wakes up or until the system catches on.

[freshshr1mp-blog]

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OH HELLO, 1′M LATE AGAIN. 1′VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK, THAT’S EXACTLY THE 32ND T1ME TODAY

BUT HI ANYWAY. I’M KARKAT NITRAM. HOW ARE YOU?

[bokunocali]

❝ goddamn right , you should be scared of me . ❞

“Albus please it does not have to be like this” Cali stood there shaking as he watched his older much taller brother come closer to him. He hadntmeant to run into him not like this.

[crabbymechanic-archive]

ivwe alwvys wvanted to talk to you and i finally got the hypothetical balls to do so. so i havwe a question. howv do you feel about cats?

-- !! 0H MY G0SH HELL0! 0:B I’M GLAD Y0U FINALLY G0T THE -- UHM. BALLS?? T0 TALK T0 ME, TH0UGH I’M N0T REALLY SURE WHAT RUBBER SPHERES HAS T0 D0 WITH TALKING T0 PE0PLE BUT I’M GLAD Y0U 0BTAINED THEM! I’M ALWAYS HAPPY T0 MEET NEW PE0PLE.

I L0VE CATS!! I L0VE PRETTY MUCH ALL ANIMALS H0NESTLY, BUT CATS ARE SMART AND HANDS0ME.