#wwdits kin

[gazing-at-my-stage]

Laszlo Care Kit [Requested]

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[kincalling]

nandor the the relentless from what we do in the shadows here. i'm looking for my familiar, guillermo. or any other of the vampires, i guess. i would very much like my family. 18+ only please thank you.

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[freelykin]

guillermo de la cruz from "what we do in the shadows" here, looking for anyone (particularly nandor, laszlo, nadja, and colin)! i'm 22, and would prefer to talk to people around my age! just interact with this post and i'll message you!

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[trans-dwightschrute]

Some kin feelings and things I have as Guillermo:

-Just odd. So unbelievably odd to strangers apparently. Especially as a child

-Nandor passive aggressively telling me to take care of my pathetic human body. "Guillermo when was the last time you drank water??" "Guillermo please don't hurt yourself" "Guillermo be careful." "Guillermo have you been getting enough sleep?" How dare you care about my health 🙄

-I definitely feel like I cuddled Colin at least once but I made him turn off the light because the big light hurt my eyes

-Complianing to Nandor that if I was a vampire I'd have a better life and just passively hinting I want to be a vampire

- Cleaning the house not because I was told to but because I felt like it was absolutely necessary. Cleaning fun. Scrub scrub mother fucker. If you interrupt me I will fucking lose it

-DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE BARRON'S FAMILIAR. She scared the shit out of me. She taught me vampire chores. Kinda cold. She was also Latino. Weirdly familial relationship to her. The creepy grandma.

-BITE BITE MAIM BITE MAIM BITE BITE BITE GRTRRGEGRRFFRFTX8UPX4X779X 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😤😤😤

-Colin Robinson telling Nandor I wasn't getting enough sleep 🙄 he snitched on me 😒

-getting way to fucking hyperactive for my own good and wanting to fight god

-zoomies

-If you don't like my baking I will take a it personally :)

-Stubborn as FUCK

-freddie 😑

-I have the strangest feeling that I did something seriously fucked up in season 5 but maybe thats just me

-the femmine urge to KILL >:D

-religious truama religious guilt weeeeee🥲

-penis envy

- the urge to play with Nandor's cape

-the even stronger urge to playfully bite Nandor's arm >:3

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Guillermo bed

[findinyourkin]

Hello! I’m Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows! Looking for any of the Staten Island household, preferably canonmates but any sourcemates are welcome to reach out. In my canon, the 5 of us (Nadja, Laszlo, Nandor, Guillermo, and Colin) were a polycule and Guillermo was turned at some point in our relationship by Nandor (with a nudge from myself). I’d prefer canonmates be 15-18 (as I’m 17), but general sourcemates can be 13-20. Interact with this and I’ll reach out <3

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[fairytalefragments]

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For @slasher-thrasher ! I adore Nadja so this was a fun request to receive! Hopefully everything looks ok but lmk if you’d like anything changed! ✨