🏳️‍⚧️ur fav is trans! or intersex💜💛

18+ only pls || Beck/Bex he/she 24 AutiHD|| chronically ill ace bi-dyke || stim board requests: open!

[trans-dwightschrute]

If you see that I deleted my pinned post don't freak out it's bc it was outdated

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[sentimental-bookshelf]

It’s because of SURGERY, LEO! I know you want your Old Man Angst, but you gotta be patient. If you want it faster, hit Him up to heal me miraculously or something

[trans-dwightschrute]

I think I'm getting antsy I had a dream that the Welcome Home update dropped

[trans-dwightschrute]

Okay but it's actually so funny that Norm was programmed with the intention to KILL Perry the Platypus, and then when that doesn't happen Norm is just around. And he's never told to do that evert again even though he's there and he COULD kill him. That has to be so confusing for Norm 😂 frustrating even

[therottenkingsreckoning]

Sally: Well what am I then????

Eddie, without skipping a beat: Second in command. My sister soldier. My ride or die.

Sally: Hmmm...acceptable. Whoo, this one's been kicking around in my head for a LONG time. So I figured this Pride Month was as good a time as any to finally put it to paper. I hope everybody's having a great time, and if you aren't (or hell even if you are) I hope things get better and better for you :)

[jarpp7]

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heres some s

[trans-dwightschrute]

Maybe I'll distract myself with gaylor discourse

[trans-dwightschrute]

I love gaylors so much

[trans-dwightschrute]

This is the shit I'm talking about, they have such a bizzare thought process. They don't just do mental gymnastics they're in the fucking Olympics with the hoops they're pulling off. And they land with a triple backflip. They're completely wrong but man it's so entertaining to watch sometimes

[trans-dwightschrute]

They're not JUST lying, they're manipulating information there's a difference

[therottenkingsreckoning]

"'You were Romeo' is totally about lesbians!" girl literally nobody else would've made that connection, just you. You are wielding a gay hammer and smacking at imaginary nails

[trans-dwightschrute]

The only time this should be about lesbians is when I'm thinking about these lesbian robots

[trans-dwightschrute]

Okay here's the context because it's actually related to CANON not headcannon. The robot on the left belongs to Doofenshmirtz, the one on the right belongs to Rodney. Doofenshmirtz fucking hates Rodney. It's revealed that she belongs to him as a twist at the end. So when they're walked away from each other Norm tells her "Goodbye Chloe. 'Parting is such sweet sorrow.' " and Chole responds with "That is a reference from Romeo and Juliet, so I shall say "goodnight 'til it be morrow." And it does add to my headcanon that they're both quoting parts of of Juliet's line. Kinda sapphic if you ask me.

So they are pretty much in a Romeo and Juliet situation with them being kept away from each other because Rodney and Doofenshmirtz hate each other. And I am actually so distraught that this never got a follow up episode.

So yeah when I'm listening to the song imagining a cheesy AMV of these two it can be lesbian.

[trans-dwightschrute]

Maybe I'll distract myself with gaylor discourse

[trans-dwightschrute]

I love gaylors so much

[trans-dwightschrute]

This is the shit I'm talking about, they have such a bizzare thought process. They don't just do mental gymnastics they're in the fucking Olympics with the hoops they're pulling off. And they land with a triple backflip. They're completely wrong but man it's so entertaining to watch sometimes

[trans-dwightschrute]

They're not JUST lying, they're manipulating information there's a difference

[therottenkingsreckoning]

"'You were Romeo' is totally about lesbians!" girl literally nobody else would've made that connection, just you. You are wielding a gay hammer and smacking at imaginary nails

[trans-dwightschrute]

The only time this should be about lesbians is when I'm thinking about these lesbian robots

[modmad]

finally completed my outfit for Alias Chicane! thought I'd better give it a test run before heatwave 3.0 hits us... a dapper chap from the 1920s! please disregard my extremely not period appropriate stove

bonus: foxes gots to wash them soxes

[trans-dwightschrute]

@garf-reblogs-things

[trans-dwightschrute]

It's so satisfying to hear someone else put into words the way I feel about Disney's Princess and the Frog

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[trans-dwightschrute]

Maybe I'll distract myself with gaylor discourse

[trans-dwightschrute]

I love gaylors so much

[trans-dwightschrute]

This is the shit I'm talking about, they have such a bizzare thought process. They don't just do mental gymnastics they're in the fucking Olympics with the hoops they're pulling off. And they land with a triple backflip. They're completely wrong but man it's so entertaining to watch sometimes

[trans-dwightschrute]

They're not JUST lying, they're manipulating information there's a difference

[trans-dwightschrute]

Maybe I'll distract myself with gaylor discourse

[trans-dwightschrute]

I love gaylors so much

[trans-dwightschrute]

This is the shit I'm talking about, they have such a bizzare thought process. They don't just do mental gymnastics they're in the fucking Olympics with the hoops they're pulling off. And they land with a triple backflip. They're completely wrong but man it's so entertaining to watch sometimes

[trans-dwightschrute]

As much as I want to taunt the gaylors, you seriously think a little marriage can stop them?? You really think Taylor Swift getting married to a man will stop the gaylors ? Gaylors are relentless and will stop at nothing. They already know about lavender marriages, this won't stop them. Nothing can stop a very determined gaylor. They aren't defeated at all by this, if you believe that you don't understand how dedicated they are.

[trans-dwightschrute]

Sometimes I'll send an ask to a Gaylor to get their insight about a song or something. I don't care if they're right, I just want to know their thought process, because it just fascinating me. They can bend any information to their will, it's so baffling

I stay polite though I'm not looking for discourse. I couldn't afford to have drama with a gaylor, it's like the mafia or something

[trans-dwightschrute]

If a hypothetical swiftie was to ask me if we can listen to Taylor Swift I'm putting on a 2 hour loop of Outside and refuse to play anything else

If it's a gaylor I'm gonna put on the unedited version of Picture to Burn on a two hour loop to force them to repeatedly hear Tay Tay use gay as a slur

:D

[trans-dwightschrute]

To be honest I have a soft spot for her first album because I rented it at the library along with the Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest OST. I especially have a soft spot for the ones that didn't get as popular. Like I love Outside, it's one of my favorite song of hers, it's such a coming of age type of girly song. Very sweet.

A few other gems on that album are A Place In This World and Mary's Song Song.

[trans-dwightschrute]

But obviously I'm not excusing her being a perryshmirtz anti

[trans-dwightschrute]

If a hypothetical swiftie was to ask me if we can listen to Taylor Swift I'm putting on a 2 hour loop of Outside and refuse to play anything else

If it's a gaylor I'm gonna put on the unedited version of Picture to Burn on a two hour loop to force them to repeatedly hear Tay Tay use gay as a slur

:D

[trans-dwightschrute]

To be honest I have a soft spot for her first album because I rented it at the library along with the Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest OST. I especially have a soft spot for the ones that didn't get as popular. Like I love Outside, it's one of my favorite song of hers, it's such a coming of age type of girly song. Very sweet.

A few other gems on that album are A Place In This World and Mary's Song Song.

[askagentp-blog]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Major Monogram 12/4/09 Radio Disney Take Over Part ½ (by MadeWithYouInMind)

[fuckyeahperryshmirtz-blog]

‘YIN TO MY YANG

‘TAKE THAT HOWEVER YOU LIKE.’

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

8:40

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

JESUS CHRIST

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

@wuekka he has known from the beginning since he created the ship. Hope that helps

[trans-dwightschrute]

I lost it at Doofenshmirtz asking the OWCA as a whole "what's your problem?" and admitting that he gives out vases for Christmas because he got too many once and needs to get rid of them 😂 also need to hear Doofenshmirtz ramble about hotdogs and bratwursts