🏳️‍⚧️ur fav is trans! or intersex💜💛

18+ only pls || Beck/Bex he/she 24 AutiHD|| chronically ill ace bi-dyke || stim board requests: open!

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If you see that I deleted my pinned post don't freak out it's bc it was outdated

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Weaponry might be one of the darkest songs in Phineas and Ferb

"Weaponry! From above!"

BOMBS. THEY'RE REFERENCING NUCLEAR FUCKING WARFARE OH MY GOD

[trans-dwightschrute]

Norm was built with the presentation of an ideal American man working the late 1950s with a nuclear family in the suburbs. We know the presentation about platypi extinction features visuals of a white 1950s suburb. His dialogue in his first episode are phrases that allude to him being a married working man. There's this bizzare vibe to his introduction, especially when it intentionally takes on this late 50s business upper class aesthetic. He's build to be a Man™. Which is why I believe it would be intriguing to consider the idea of Norm being transfemine. In this essay I will-

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You know what maybe I should write an essay

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I need to make an outline like actually

[trans-dwightschrute]

Over 1,100 words. Not even halfway done yet.

[trans-dwightschrute]

Norm was built with the presentation of an ideal American man working the late 1950s with a nuclear family in the suburbs. We know the presentation about platypi extinction features visuals of a white 1950s suburb. His dialogue in his first episode are phrases that allude to him being a married working man. There's this bizzare vibe to his introduction, especially when it intentionally takes on this late 50s business upper class aesthetic. He's build to be a Man™. Which is why I believe it would be intriguing to consider the idea of Norm being transfemine. In this essay I will-

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You know what maybe I should write an essay

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I need to make an outline like actually

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Dear God Norm is everything the 1950s is remembered for I feel this is insane

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WAIT

THIS IS OLD FOOTAGE THIS WAS MADE LONG BEFORE NORM EXISTED OH MY GOD NORM WAS MODELED AFTER RHE MAN IN THIS VIDEO!!!!

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Norm was built with the presentation of an ideal American man working the late 1950s with a nuclear family in the suburbs. We know the presentation about platypi extinction features visuals of a white 1950s suburb. His dialogue in his first episode are phrases that allude to him being a married working man. There's this bizzare vibe to his introduction, especially when it intentionally takes on this late 50s business upper class aesthetic. He's build to be a Man™. Which is why I believe it would be intriguing to consider the idea of Norm being transfemine. In this essay I will-

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You know what maybe I should write an essay

[trans-dwightschrute]

I need to make an outline like actually

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[trashboat730]

Sometimes family is an aroace scientist, a rock, an even bigger rock, and some guy they found on the side of the road, and you know what, I think that's beautiful.

[islandmusic]

women on tumblr age 24 to 40 i love you

[trans-dwightschrute]

Buford: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around does it still make a sound?

Phineas: well yeah

Buford: Does it though?

Phineas: yeah it does

Buford: but no one is around

Phineas: it would still make a noise trees don't just suddenly go mute because no one is there to hear it

Buford: but sound only exists because we-

Phineas: IT WOULD STILL MAKE A SOUND

[lukeishope]

No because like they let them pack a karaoke machine on the Hail Mary. Do you understand me. Stratt saw the Hail Mary crew having fun and singing karaoke and then she made sure there was a karaoke feature on the frickin Hail Mary for them. So they could have fun together. On their suicide mission. SHE GAVE THEM A KARAOKE MACHINE Y’ALL DO YOU UNDERSTAND, QUESTION???

[whichhats]

attack from the other day im also super proud of

attack for @maxpawb

[timehonouredfur]

sex literally isnt real can everyone stop

[pastelflowertrash]

let me take your white ass to funky town.

based on:

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.

big appreciation for the maintenance people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

[inthetags]

Reblog and name a song you would love to gift to a past version of yourself, in the tags