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So like, I'm thinking Norm has something close to intrusive thoughts in his mind. He'll stare at Doofenshmirtz and imagining ways he could die or ways Norm could kill him in that moment. It happens with Vanessa and Perry too. Norm has mixed feelings about it.
It's not OCD though, it's just programming that he kinda ignores but they are functionally intrusive thoughts. Like he's unbothered?? He thinks, "yeah I could do that, anyways" Like Norm is desensitized to the violent thoughts in his head.
You know?
For example Norm will be out on the balcony with Doofenshmirtz and his mind is like "I could push you off this ledge right now." Then he thinks "No I don't think I will. I could, but I won't."
So like, I'm thinking Norm has something close to intrusive thoughts in his mind. He'll stare at Doofenshmirtz and imagining ways he could die or ways Norm could kill him in that moment. It happens with Vanessa and Perry too. Norm has mixed feelings about it.
It's not OCD though, it's just programming that he kinda ignores but they are functionally intrusive thoughts. Like he's unbothered?? He thinks, "yeah I could do that, anyways" Like Norm is desensitized to the violent thoughts in his head.
You know?
That's the Norm 🎶
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This disability pride month I would like the community to understand that Sometimes wheelchairs aren’t freedom.
Sometimes using a wheelchair means you can no longer get to the places that used to be important to you, and not because of man-made inaccessibility. I have sat with someone as they cried because they could no longer visit the place they had scattered a loved one’s ashes because not even the most expensive wheelchair in the world could handle the terrain. As much as I wanted to, my wheelchair meant that I couldn’t position myself in a way that would allow me to give them a proper hug. In that moment, our wheelchairs felt more like heavy weights than freedom.
And sometimes wheelchairs are like the legs of someone who can walk but would maybe benefit from a wheelchair themselves. Sometimes wheelchairs are exhausting and painful and you’re counting down the time before you’re able to be lifted into bed. Sure, like painful legs, you can do more with them than without, but constantly performing gratitude for something that hurts you is exhausting. And again, not because you need a better wheelchair, but because those are the limits of your body and the technology that exists.
Yes it’s important to challenge the idea that wheelchairs are always a tragedy. And yes, there are lots of people who have a positive relationship with their chair. But for a lot of people, including me, the pressure to love your wheelchair and see it as freedom is painful and feels like it erases huge amounts of my experiences with disability.
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Idk if this is controversial but Norm is not a fucking innocent little cinnamon roll his thirst for blood and craving for violence is part of his character and I just think it should be addressed. Because that's what I LOVE about Norm. He's so cute looking. He's naive but naive to the point it's DANGEROUS. It's so interesting!!!
Like no he's kind of a spoiled brat sometimes. Because why is Norm making the situation about himself when Vanessa is the one Doofenshmirtz potentially said something sexist to without context. Like I'm sorry Doofenshmirtz is trying to make sure his daughter isn't emotionally distraught. Yeah she didn't hear him, but HE didn't know that.
Also the AUDACITY of Norm to call himself an orphaned robot oh my god
I promise I love Norm as a character
Idk if this is controversial but Norm is not a fucking innocent little cinnamon roll his thirst for blood and craving for violence is part of his character and I just think it should be addressed. Because that's what I LOVE about Norm. He's so cute looking. He's naive but naive to the point it's DANGEROUS. It's so interesting!!!
Like no he's kind of a spoiled brat sometimes. Because why is Norm making the situation about himself when Vanessa is the one Doofenshmirtz potentially said something sexist to without context. Like I'm sorry Doofenshmirtz is trying to make sure his daughter isn't emotionally distraught. Yeah she didn't hear him, but HE didn't know that.
Also the AUDACITY of Norm to call himself an orphaned robot oh my god
Idk if this is controversial but Norm is not a fucking innocent little cinnamon roll his thirst for blood and craving for violence is part of his character and I just think it should be addressed. Because that's what I LOVE about Norm. He's so cute looking. He's naive but naive to the point it's DANGEROUS. It's so interesting!!!
Norm thinks Doofenshmirtz's intators are stupid which makes me wonder if he thinks Doofenshmirtz's thing with Perry is stupid.
Because I'm imagining that Norm just COMPLETELY misses the emotional tension between them. So whenever Doofenshmirtz expresses any care or attachment to Perry it's so random for Norm and sometimes he thinks Doofenshmirtz is either joking or lying.
He wants to be helpful and gives Doofenshmirtz ideas on how to kill Perry the Platypus and Doofenshmirtz is like "No Norm I'm TRAPPING him not KILLING him, you misunderstood." And what Norm doesn't understand is why Doofenshmirtz keeps using TRAPS instead of just shooting at the Platypus or something. And he makes the argument that if he kills him he'll never have to deal with Perry ever again. And Doofenshmirtz says "Yeah that's why I can't kill him." And Norm is so frustrated and confused.
He doesn't understand the Nemesis thing at all, he doesn't understand even having a nemises in the first place. One day he gets the hint that Doofenshmirtz is meeting Perry on purpose and he's like "You WANT to spend time with him?"
Like Norm is so hilariously oblivious to what they have going on between them
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He’s not gonna take you back Bill
SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?
Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher
Mimosa is correct that ford is never taking you back, even w stockholm syndrome, sorry @bill-cipher-offical However, @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 Bill is isoceles and that’s a microaggression against triangles, you should really apologize for that.
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