🏳️‍⚧️ur fav is trans! or intersex💜💛

18+ only pls || Beck/Bex he/she 24 AutiHD|| chronically ill ace bi-dyke || stim board requests: open!

[trans-dwightschrute]

If you see that I deleted my pinned post don't freak out it's bc it was outdated

[trans-dwightschrute]

*watching a video about two platypi courting in the wild*

"there's a fair bit of foreplay for platypus"

me (Doofenshmirtz and Perry fighting in mind): YEAH NO SHIT

[crimewave420]

[2beer]

2 years ago i tried drawing this from memory at work and it got hung above the cash registers for like a week

[chio-chan2artbox]

Okay Doof might not make it, but at least tell me you guys enjoyed my propaganda

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 2 hours 5 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[chio-chan2artbox]

✨VOTE FOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ ✨

You cant say no to that face come on

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[chio-chan2]

@disneychannelheritageposts

[dudetorchkovsky]

I'm your best worst nightmare

My Telegram

[dudetorchkovsky]

I'm your best worst nightmare

My Telegram

[kittydealer]

u/differentlifer

[rightlessdestiny]

[ithasteeth]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hunterbadbatch]

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

you too can break through the wrought iron gate with a whimsical trip to home depot and some skittles

[billgavemeextrachips]

tbh I would be surprised if this *hasn't* been done before, but here, have a thing

[fic-dumpster]

[rabbitkinglune777]

something beautiful happened

[rabbitkinglune777]

basically: chubby nigga-fication beam

[ancomdeskpdx]

This is actually a very well-recorded phenomenon! Getting away from toxic situations usually leads to weight gain, healthier skin and hair, better mood regulation, and even reduced pain in joints because of reduced exposure to stress horomones! Your body is LITERALLY healing, dude! Not just your heart and mind, but the whole you! Proud of you for getting out. Keep rocking!

[rabbitkinglune777]

OMG AWESOME

[trans-dwightschrute]

Love at First Byte is so cute because the entire time Doofenshmirtz is nothing but supportive to Norm finding something to love even if it's just a popcorn machine 🤣 I also think it's interesting Doofenshmirtz never assumes Norm is Heterosexual. He asks if Norm is bummed that Norm doesn't have a DATE to the block party, not a GIRL to take as a date. Just, a date. And the Popcorn Machine is agender I guess. Technically more object that machine but I've cleaned a popcorn machine and yeah they have a little bit of character. Like maybe Doofenshmirtz guessed Norm could be objectum??? And Norm seemed open to dating a popcorn machine. I'm focusing too much on the popcorn machine.

Doofenshmirtz was just the GOAT in the episode. I was expecting Doofenshmirtz to give him horrible advice or something as the trope goes but no he gives Norm solid advice. He's nothing but supportive when Norm sees Chloe. He dances along to their little robot mating ritual. Like Doofenshmirtz just wants Norm to be happy I swear that's the only reason he brought Norm to this block party. I personally have the headcannon that Norm was showing depressive symptoms like being on sleep mode for WEEKS and general apathy, so he decided Norm needed some time outside.

And Doofenshmirtz only stops being supportive when Rodney shows up and you know what THAT'S FAIR. They don't know Chloe it's possible she's working as a spy or something to Rodney. Rodney is canonly sexist so it genuinely makes me wonder what the fuck he's doing with a robot woman, it icks me. Somebody free her from that creep.

Anyway that was an adorable Norm episode

[trans-dwightschrute]

I love Phineas and Ferb episodes where you can tell by the A plot that the writers are actually making this episode for the B plot. In Road to Danville they SPEEDRUN through the A plot because yeah they just wanted to make a perryshmirtz episode lol

Love At First Byte is so obviously written just to ship Norm with a cute robot woman named Chole. Phineas and Ferb are simply a supporting role to the setup for these two robots to meet. Even Perry's plot is cut down just to make time for the Robot's flirting sexual style.

And I don't say this as a bad thing, I just think it's so goddamn funny how dedicated to the bit they are that they refuse to change their episodes structure even if it just means cutting one part of it shorter lmao

[muzzlesbian]

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

[muzzlesbian]

transfem affection and attraction is painted as inherently predatory to a degree that drives us to be constantly on edge. it makes us fucking paranoid. do you know how awful it is to worry if it’s safe to lean your head on your close friend’s shoulder? to be openly desired and even flirted with but never flirt back for fear of being labeled a creep? to be unable to cuddle up with your date because you’re terrified of how they might respond? do you know how much that fucks a person up?

you have to let the tgirl love you back. you have to.