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18+ only pls || Beck/Bex he/she 24 AutiHD|| chronically ill ace bi-dyke || stim board requests: open!

[trans-dwightschrute]

If you see that I deleted my pinned post don't freak out it's bc it was outdated

[vvampirebat]

Henni Alftan (b. 1979) - Corduroy, 2020

oil on canvas, 60 x 73 cm

[trans-dwightschrute]

Looking through a fallout 4 playlist for fanfiction writing purposes and it always boggles me that there were actually such lighthearted songs about atom bombs and uranium. You know the stuff that KILLED millions? You know??

[trans-dwightschrute]

I just remember the 1940s sometimes and it makes me wanna scream

[trans-dwightschrute]

Looking through a fallout 4 playlist for fanfiction writing purposes and it always boggles me that there were actually such lighthearted songs about atom bombs and uranium. You know the stuff that KILLED millions? You know??

[partycoffin]

The Occasional Evil Fruit Fly of my Mind: I wonder if This is even worth Continuing, I should lie Down Wally in that one Rap Battle Video: I'm the Host, I'm the Most, I'm the Goat, Like I'm Baphomet

The Me that isn't the Fruit Fly: You're right Wally, I have to keep going

[partycoffin]

The Occasional Evil Fruit Fly of my Mind: I wonder if This is even worth Continuing, I should lie Down Wally in that one Rap Battle Video: I'm the Host, I'm the Most, I'm the Goat, Like I'm Baphomet

The Me that isn't the Fruit Fly: You're right Wally, I have to keep going

[i2-xmf]

the begining (2003)

[enthyrea]

this is my eridian oc their name is mango and their mango is to blow up and then act like they don’t know nobody agegahagaggaaggagg

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Doofenshmirtz is 100% capable of taking over but the reason he doesn't win is because he loves perry the platypus so much he's afraid of losing him in the process. Perry wins over Doof with the power of love

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

What I'm saying is; the reason second dimension Doofenshmirtz took over, besides actually being more evil, is he didn't love his Perry the same way og Doofenshmirtz did

[spookymultimedia]

One peaceful night together on Doofenshmirtz's balcony Doofenshmirtz wonders about Perry's backstory since he's already told him everything about his own life. So he gives Perry a notebook to write down what he wants to share. So Perry writes about his mother dying when he was born in Australia and becoming an orphan. He writes about being adopted into an American family and being trained as a teenager by the OWCA. He admits that he feels like he grew up too fast and then further admits he feels stuck in his life with nothing changing anytime soon. As Perry starts to cry in front of Doof for the first time, he asks if it's too late for him, in general.

'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass glued to the table

No one can find the rewind button, boys So cradle your head in your hands

And breathe, just breathe Oh, breathe, just breathe

[trans-dwightschrute]

More transfem Norm headcannons!! They go by both Norm and Plain Jane Doe. Jane's pronouns are she/they and he/they. They're written the be genderflux but would probably identify in universe as transfeminine and nonbinary.

CW for attempt at suicide (very happy ending I promise!)

At this point Norm/Jane is partially out of the closet but only to Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa but is still refusing to explicitly acknowledge that she's transgender, but open to himself having a more feminine presentation.

The OWCA and Perry confront that Doofenshmirtz needs to destroy Norm because he's more trouble than he's worth and extremely dangerous to everyone around him, including Doofenshmirtz. It would be a disaster if Norm was to turn against him and decide to start a genocide against humanity on a whim with the capacity to pull it off. And Doofenshmirtz agrees and pretends to not want to because it would be so much work, but the truth is that he doesn't know if he can actually bring himself to kill his own invention.

Doofenshmirtz goes to Norm to attach a self destruction button onto her and Norm looks at Doofenshmirtz and naively asks what he's doing. This easily breaks Doofenshmirtz fast and he can't bring himself to do it. So he leaves the room staring to cry. Norm hears Doofenshmirtz tell Perry he knows Norm is dangerous and that he must be destroyed but he can't do it. So Norm tells Doofenshmirtz "That's Okay sir! I'll self destruct myself so you don't have to."

Then Doofenshmirtz PANICS and runs after her to talk them out of killing themselves. Doofenshmirtz tells Norm that the reason he hasn't deactivated Norm yet is because she's the most successful machine he's ever made in his entire life and has grown attached to them. He's yelling all of this out of panic and crying a little. He's able to talk Norm out of doing it and explain that he believes in her as his creation and promises that he can fix her so that she doesn't have to be destroyed.

Doofenshmirtz discusses with the OWCA and they compromise that he can reconstruct Norm and change him to be less dangerous and capable of living around humans. He explains this to Jane and tells them that he can rebuild him to something less dangerous. Then he adds on that he can change Norm's body to something comfortable in. He knows that Norm is dysphoric over being ginormous and bulky. He talks her into accepting she's trans and that he can help them with transitioning through this compromise. So he finally explicitly accepts herself as transgender and gets to be in a body they can feel good inside of.

After a few months of work, Jane wakes up and immediately notices how small she is, they're humanoid sized and can meet his creators gaze more easily. When they look in the mirror she's happier with the body she has. She's so much happier now and he loves being able to do human sized activities. He expresses her feminity more and embraces looking more andrognous.

[trans-dwightschrute]

My human Perry is mute in the sense that he's nonverbal but he does make noise. He can laugh and hum and grunt and whimper. And he somehow knows how to make a platypus noise. His weird special trick lol

No one really knows why he doesn't talk but no one close to him questions it

[trans-dwightschrute]

Adding onto this Perry has the capacity to scream. He rarely shows outward fear so it's very rare to hear him scream in fear. So hypothetically if Perry was put in a certain situation you'd hear him scream in fear and it would be unnerving and devastating to hear something bring that out of him

[diaspoqueer]

Post 25: asexual/aromantic rep

Marshall Blount

Marshall Blount is an asexual activist and advocate, and photographer! He makes YouTube videos about asexuality!

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[spookymultimedia]

He knows Norm is probably transgender but but if he asks Norm about it he'll just deny it lol. They'll come out when they're ready

[trans-dwightschrute]

More transfem Norm headcannons!! They go by both Norm and Plain Jane Doe. Jane's pronouns are she/they and he/they. They're written the be genderflux but would probably identify in universe as transfeminine and nonbinary.

CW for attempt at suicide (very happy ending I promise!)

At this point Norm/Jane is partially out of the closet but only to Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa but is still refusing to explicitly acknowledge that she's transgender, but open to himself having a more feminine presentation.

The OWCA and Perry confront that Doofenshmirtz needs to destroy Norm because he's more trouble than he's worth and extremely dangerous to everyone around him, including Doofenshmirtz. It would be a disaster if Norm was to turn against him and decide to start a genocide against humanity on a whim with the capacity to pull it off. And Doofenshmirtz agrees and pretends to not want to because it would be so much work, but the truth is that he doesn't know if he can actually bring himself to kill his own invention.

Doofenshmirtz goes to Norm to attach a self destruction button onto her and Norm looks at Doofenshmirtz and naively asks what he's doing. This easily breaks Doofenshmirtz fast and he can't bring himself to do it. So he leaves the room staring to cry. Norm hears Doofenshmirtz tell Perry he knows Norm is dangerous and that he must be destroyed but he can't do it. So Norm tells Doofenshmirtz "That's Okay sir! I'll self destruct myself so you don't have to."

Then Doofenshmirtz PANICS and runs after her to talk them out of killing themselves. Doofenshmirtz tells Norm that the reason he hasn't deactivated Norm yet is because she's the most successful machine he's ever made in his entire life and has grown attached to them. He's yelling all of this out of panic and crying a little. He's able to talk Norm out of doing it and explain that he believes in her as his creation and promises that he can fix her so that she doesn't have to be destroyed.

Doofenshmirtz discusses with the OWCA and they compromise that he can reconstruct Norm and change him to be less dangerous and capable of living around humans. He explains this to Jane and tells them that he can rebuild him to something less dangerous. Then he adds on that he can change Norm's body to something comfortable in. He knows that Norm is dysphoric over being ginormous and bulky. He talks her into accepting she's trans and that he can help them with transitioning through this compromise. So he finally explicitly accepts herself as transgender and gets to be in a body they can feel good inside of.

After a few months of work, Jane wakes up and immediately notices how small she is, they're humanoid sized and can meet his creators gaze more easily. When they look in the mirror she's happier with the body she has. She's so much happier now and he loves being able to do human sized activities. He expresses her feminity more and embraces looking more andrognous.

[trans-dwightschrute]

My human Perry is mute in the sense that he's nonverbal but he does make noise. He can laugh and hum and grunt and whimper. And he somehow knows how to make a platypus noise. His weird special trick lol

No one really knows why he doesn't talk but no one close to him questions it

[trans-dwightschrute]

Adding onto this Perry has the capacity to scream. He rarely shows outward fear so it's very rare to hear him scream in fear. So hypothetically if Perry was put in a certain situation you'd hear him scream in fear and it would be unnerving and devastating to hear something bring that out of him