🏳️‍⚧️ur fav is trans! or intersex💜💛

18+ only pls || Beck/Bex he/she 24 AutiHD|| chronically ill ace bi-dyke || stim board requests: open!

[trans-dwightschrute]

If you see that I deleted my pinned post don't freak out it's bc it was outdated

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Remember that Taylor Swift is anti-perryshmirtz

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I'm going to rip my heart out of my chest if it doesn't stop feeling things for the probably straight Christain girl at work

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*sees anything mail related*

Everything reminds me of him 😔

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

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Happy anniversary to the time the Pastor's Wife called me out for reposting canon art of Axis Powers Hetalia characters England and France having a hotdog eating contest on the 4th of July because she thought it was provocative and GAY

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It probably was an innuendo but she called me out as if I wasn't a naive YOUNG TEENAGER like lady I didn't think it was gay until you SAID something 🤣

[trans-dwightschrute]

YES I HAD INSTAGRAM

YES I REPOSTED CANON ART AND FANART

YES I POSTED FOR 4TH OF JULY AND CANADA DAY BECAUSE I WAS A APH FAN I'LL SAY IT

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The Pastors wife wasn't following me HER DAUGHTER SNITCHED ON ME LMAO

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Happy anniversary to the time the Pastor's Wife called me out for reposting canon art of Axis Powers Hetalia characters England and France having a hotdog eating contest on the 4th of July because she thought it was provocative and GAY

[trans-dwightschrute]

It probably was an innuendo but she called me out as if I wasn't a naive YOUNG TEENAGER like lady I didn't think it was gay until you SAID something 🤣

[trans-dwightschrute]

YES I HAD INSTAGRAM

YES I REPOSTED CANON ART AND FANART

YES I POSTED FOR 4TH OF JULY AND CANADA DAY BECAUSE I WAS A APH FAN I'LL SAY IT

[trans-dwightschrute]

Happy anniversary to the time the Pastor's Wife called me out for reposting canon art of Axis Powers Hetalia characters England and France having a hotdog eating contest on the 4th of July because she thought it was provocative and GAY

[trans-dwightschrute]

It probably was an innuendo but she called me out as if I wasn't a naive YOUNG TEENAGER like lady I didn't think it was gay until you SAID something 🤣

[trans-dwightschrute]

Happy anniversary to the time the Pastor's Wife called me out for reposting canon art of Axis Powers Hetalia characters England and France having a hotdog eating contest on the 4th of July because she thought it was provocative and GAY

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I had to block my library card but I wanted to show you that I keep my first Blorbo™ on my keychain

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I have a theory about Perry the Platypus in the episode special Sidetracked. I don't actually think Perry's problem was refusing to work with another agent, I think he was JEALOUS.

Because Perry actually doesn't have a problem with asking for help. He's called backup for Doofenshmirtz before when he made the inator that Destroys Anyone Who Can't Make up Their Mind. And why do you think agent W showed up in the Hawaiian Vacation episode? You really think he just showed up randomly???? Maybe Monogram sent him but how would Monogram know he needed to send an Agent HMMM??

He might have a problem with human agents trying to help him because it went so poorly with agent double OO. But Perry wasn't very eager to help him out either. It's probably because he's so incompetent, but I think it's also because Perry doesn't like sharing Doofenshmirtz with other agents. He likes back up, but ultimately Doofenshmirtz is HIS to fight personally. It's almost like monogamy lmao.

And we know Perry is able to ask help from Peter the Panda and he's on generally good terms with the agent. Perry only had a problem with him when he REPLACED Perry as Doof's agent.

When We Didn't Get Along he describes Doof as "only lifelong enemy." So in a way it IS monogamous for him.

Also my biggest piece of evidence of Perry being possesive is in Sidetracked in the train when Doofenshmirtz is knocked to the Canada side during his fight with Perry, instead of letting Lyla get her turn in the fight. He PULLS Doofenshmirtz to HIS side and keeps fighting 🤣 this guy is NOT sharing. I laughed so hard at that.

And Doofenshmirtz knows this too! When he learns that Perry is working with Lyla to defeat him he says "Ooh you must hate that" to Perry who has a pouty look on his face.

So yeah Perry can work with others just fine he's just monogamous with his nemesis lol

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[ineedanaestheticmaybegoth]

DON'T LET THAT TV WIN

IF YOU🫵🫵🫵

YES YOU

IF YOU WANT A REAL DILF THEN IT'S GOTTA BE DOOF- FOR WHY???

HE HAS MANY THINGS THAT TENNA DOES NOT HAVE:

HE IS A GOOD FATHER FIGURE TO HIS DAUGHTER DESPITE HIS TRAUMA

HE IS IN GOOD TERMS WITH HIS EX SPOUSE

HE HAS HAIR

HE HAS EYES

[ineedanaestheticmaybegoth]

VOTE DOOF, THE REAL DILF, RIGHT HERE ON TUMBLR.COM

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🪸 🌴 🌺 🪸 🌴 🌺 🪸 🌺 🌴

[averygamin2]

Is this from the “expert expert” episode or am I making things up

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Oh I have no idea I made this for a mutual, I don't actually watch the show

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I think the events of Real Boy would be interesting with trans man Doofenshmirtz. I feel like the Doofenshmirtz accidentally thinking he accidentally hurt Vanessa with his sarcasm thing could happen but I think Doof would be way more personally offended by Rodney if he was a trans man. Implying to a trans man, who spent most of his childhood as a daughter, to his face that having a son his inherently better than having a daughter? Fucking yikes

I'm imagining Doofenshmirtz would snap and say "What!?" and when Rodney doubles down on what he's implying Doofenshmirtz says "You know I was raised as a daughter right? You do know I was treated worse than my brother because I was treated as a daughter right!?" and Rodney just rolls his eyes at him and says "Don't take it so personally." And THEN Doofenshmirtz says the sarcastic thing and believe he accidentally hurt his daughter.

[elasticveins]

If I see one more person do this I’m actually gonna tweak out. That cis guy character can be a trans man. That cis woman character can be a trans man. Headcannoning a cis character as trans is not killing anyone’s representation and that is pretty obvious.

[towazai]

why the fuck is anyone bringing up canonically trans characters did they read half of the post

[elasticveins]

I have no clue homie this is the piss on the poor website 😔😔😔

[elasticveins]

If I see one more person do this I’m actually gonna tweak out. That cis guy character can be a trans man. That cis woman character can be a trans man. Headcannoning a cis character as trans is not killing anyone’s representation and that is pretty obvious.

[furiouswafflez]

favorite thing about perryshmirtz so far is that in ALLLLL of the fics i've read with a human perry he's still referred to as "perry the platypus" and theres zero explanation for it