🏳️‍⚧️ur fav is trans! or intersex💜💛

18+ only pls || Beck/Bex he/she 24 AutiHD|| chronically ill ace bi-dyke || stim board requests: open!

[trans-dwightschrute]

If you see that I deleted my pinned post don't freak out it's bc it was outdated

[trans-dwightschrute]

My human Perry is mute in the sense that he's nonverbal but he does make noise. He can laugh and hum and grunt and whimper. And he somehow knows how to make a platypus noise. His weird special trick lol

No one really knows why he doesn't talk but no one close to him questions it

[trans-dwightschrute]

Adding onto this Perry has the capacity to scream. He rarely shows outward fear so it's very rare to hear him scream in fear. So hypothetically if Perry was put in a certain situation you'd hear him scream in fear and it would be unnerving and devastating to hear something bring that out of him

[trans-dwightschrute]

My headcannon that Charlene and Doofenshmirtz where in a relationship for over 10 years didn't come out of nowhere btw, according to my sources they met in community college and some guy actually had a grudge against Doof for winning Charlene's heart. So they got together around his mid 20s I'm guessing??? And he's roughly 47 at the beginning of show canon so I'm guessing they divorced in his early to mid 40s??? So uh yeah I think they were married for a while actually

[ginnyweatherby]

I've always thought they were together 10ish years too! It's more or less backed up by canon, but I don't think they were quite 40 yet at the time of the divorce.

In At2D Heinz says he has lived in his building for 12 years, meaning he moved in when Vanessa was around 4, and he was 31 when she was born. S5 did some retconning, but if you consider Vendpocolypse canon, it's implied he moved in directly after the divorce.

So if they got together in their early 20's at college, had Vanessa in their early 30's, they probably divorced around 35.

[trans-dwightschrute]

They are so devastating I love them

[trans-dwightschrute]

I think Buford and Phineas like to talk about nerdy stuff together sometimes and even debate stuff. But I think Buford is more invested in psychology while Phineas cares more about science. So Buford is trying to explain Shrodingers Cat to Phineas but Phineas is like "So you're just putting a cat in a box? Well that's stupid. The cat is obviously in the box." "But the cat is simultaneously both alive and dead while it is unobserved." "Uh no I think you'd know if it was dead from the smell and lack of noise." "That's not the point!! It's a paradox."

When they're closer friends I imagine they usually have these kinds of conversations

Also Phineas doubts the Pavlov's Dog Classic Conditioning is actually possible so Buford just proves him wrong by running the same experiment on him. And he's annoyed but admits that yes it's a legit thing

These two have such a fun dynamic

[trans-dwightschrute]

Listening to this imagining jealous Perry the Platypus

[flintyfae]

zine i made about being a boring queer!

nothing more natural than changing and evolving and learning and discovering things about yourself.

happy pride from this fat trans butch

[bimmyjimmy]

Bimmy’s throne

[leonardcohenofficial]

(1852) Frederick Douglass, "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth Of July" •

On July 5, 1852, Frederick Douglass was invited to address the citizens of his hometown, Rochester, New York. Whatever the expectations of h

yearly required reading

[chainmail-butch]

Getting drunk and dancing with strangers in the club is the adult equivalent to making friends in a play-place and then never seeing them again

[trans-dwightschrute]

Legit can't tell if it's thundering outside or fireworks. I don't know why people are even trying it's so cloudy outside

[trans-dwightschrute]

I love having philosophical conversations with my boyfriend about autism and obscure kinks, he gets it

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Gay ass books

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened twice

[weezer-weeboo]

This is extra funny because im actually reading both of these right now

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Conclusion?

[weezer-weeboo]

Old man yaoi

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[trans-dwightschrute]

I ALMOST FORGOT

At work there was this little girl with a platypus on her shirt and obviously I had to say something so I told her I loved her shirt and she was like, they're my favorite animal!! And I went "Me too :D". It was such a cute shirt oh my god. There's a little girl out there that loves the platypus, life is so beautiful

[haunted-plush]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Doofenshmirtz is more likely to get along with...

Stanley Pines

Stanford Pines

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[rabbitkinglune777]

braid practice with my boy Hitch

(he/him)

[rabbitkinglune777]

hes like if a princess was a fat mouse boy

[rabbitkinglune777]

i want to draw more cute blk hairstyles on him, he's my little dress up doll