🏳️‍⚧️ur fav is trans! or intersex💜💛

18+ only pls || Beck/Bex he/she 24 AutiHD|| chronically ill ace bi-dyke || stim board requests: open!

[trans-dwightschrute]

If you see that I deleted my pinned post don't freak out it's bc it was outdated

[spookymultimedia]

Comic strip of the Pharmacy AU

[trans-dwightschrute]

They're eating matzo ball soup, if you care

[trans-dwightschrute]

More Norm thoughts and my headcannons about Chloe

-To understand how I feel about Norm, he's like Caine from TADC to me. He wants to be human but at the same time he doesn't understand humans. They both ultimately crave human connections and acceptance but they both can be brazenly violent at times

-I think Norm doesn't expierence REM sleep, obviously. So the concept of dreaming is bizarre to him. He just kinda "dies" and then powers back on. Sleep mode is the equivalent of human catnapping. He's technically shut off but he's also aware of his surroundings. He really doesn't mind blacking out to sleep and after Doofenshmirtz explains dreaming to him, he thinks that's weird. He prefers the calm nothing and having a mental movie while trying to rest would be stressful from his point of view.

-Once Norm walked into a room, witnessed Perry and Doofenshmirtz having an intimate cuddly moment and just walked out as if he's a little kid that accidentally saw their parents having sex. It's really not a big deal but perryshmirtz perplexes him at first.

-Chloe is pretty confident and happy on her own but around Rodney she becomes more timid and kinda sad looking. I don't know how Rodney would treat her, but considering how he's talked about women in the past, I assume at the bare minimum it's abusive. I just feel a little sick about Rodney owning a robot woman because what the fuck did he create her for.

But my point is that she shrinks herself around Rodney and becomes kind of a pushover. Norm thinks it's really sad how different she is with Rodney around and doesn't like it. He hates that she loses her sparkle.

I headcannon in Love At First Byte she actually snuck out to attend the party herself because Rodney wouldn't allow her to attend that kind of thing. I think the reason Doofenshmirtz was put off by Chloe is because it immediately makes her suspicious and possibly a spy of his. Or at the very least a trap to steal Norm away or something.

Also I headcannon her "boobs" are actually full of data storage with complex circuit boards and such. I think she could just "pop open" her chest like a car hood. Do what you will with that information.

I think implications are supposed to be that she's a much more advanced robot compared to Norm who's squirrel powered. She's much more flexible and fluid than Norm is.

-I think it's implied that Norm and Chloe do meet each other again in secret off screen but Rodney finds out and scolds her for sneaking out behind his back again. If we go with the parental dynamics, he's a very controlling Father to her.

[eviltoxicmosssauce]

back on my bullshit

[myirlnameiscloud]

[punkitt-is-here]

watching an old disney movie

inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

[konekoling]

[nightlybedrock]

Nightly Bedrock :)

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[supernovamoonlight]

I made an edit

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[purple-raspberries]

LATE NIGHT MEXICAN STREET CORN!!!!!

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[spookymultimedia]

Comic strip of the Pharmacy AU

[trans-dwightschrute]

I love to think that Doofenshmirtz are just NOT on the same page when it comes to doing evil the "right" way

From Norm's perspective the enemy isn't personal, it's conquest and authority. He doesn't understand what Doofenshmirtz is talking about when explaining the intimacy and catharsis of having a nemises. Norm cannot understand why they would want the routine that they're obsessed with. He doesn't even understand why they even like being around each other. He doesn't understand why Perry is so obsessed either and won't put more authority against Perry

[trans-dwightschrute]

Ahhhh it's that time of the month

No no the other one, not what you're thinking

[trans-dwightschrute]

My period is too far away 😭

[trans-dwightschrute]

"He's the yin to my yang. Take that however you like"

Okay I will

Perry is stability in Doofenshmirtz's life. He's his rock. Their routine is dependant on the structure that Perry brings to their relationship. Perry listens to him. Perry keeps him from losing himself in nihilism

Doofenshmirtz is the chaos in Perry's life that makes him feel alive. Doofenshmirtz is a challenge. Doofenshmirtz reminds him to have fun. Doofenshmirtz inspires him. Doofenshmirtz makes him feel like a person, not an agent

[trans-dwightschrute]

It's so sickeningly wonderful that this is canonly how Perry feels about Doofenshmirtz

[trans-dwightschrute]

I tend to associate my dysphoria to this song, something about having no control over how your body feels and the social pressure to embrace your natal body

[thirstkanaphan]

[cervidaemailboxes]

Special Delivery!

(That's also his name)

Moonie, that's just me.. /j, unfortunately..