Mar 8, 2014
{'pounces on and tumbles with} NOOONAAAA~
-laughs, tumbling to the floor with you- Wessssleeey!~
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{'pounces on and tumbles with} NOOONAAAA~
-laughs, tumbling to the floor with you- Wessssleeey!~
kimxelsa, wxslxy, udonliu, cultaeil, lostxdoll
“I can't hear a word you're saying...“ The male shook his head, huffing a soft sigh as he lifted his gaze up to the figure hovering over him. “What was that?“ His patience was wavering, worn thin by the events of the past day. Mumbling didn't factor in well either, it was only more frustrating. There was know way they could know that, though, he reminded himself, give 'em a break.
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They are, but I want PEOPLE kisses. {'flops on your lap}
-chuckles softly, poking your sides- More chocolate for me then! I think we're both deprived of kisses right now.
{'throws kisses back and whines} That's not what I meant, unni!
-laughs, trying to catch them- Whaaat, these are so much better than regular kisses though!
I um. {'nudges a plate of cookies to you, puffing cheeks} I see you liking s-stuff.
('he curiously observes the filled cookie-filled plate being pushed up to him as he glances at you, nodding his head quietly for a moment before speaking) Uhm. Are those... Cookies.
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"No fucking way," He shook his head in disbelief. What sort of twisted universe was he on and about for 26 years now? Had the modern technology of today helped crazed scientists into creating something as ridiculously absurd as this situation? His friend was standing in front of him with his face deeply buried into his palms, telling him that he was pregnant.What was the problem? Well. He. Who would have thought that the world today could come up with such unnecessary inventions? He comforted the man with a smooth glide of his calloused palms against the expanse of the other's smooth shoulder. "Uhm.. Who's the.. Uhh.. Father?"He had felt awkward asking him the question. Nonetheless, he was trying to comfort a friend. Through choked sobs, he could only make out fragments of the words the other was stating."Cafeteria... Plate.. Ribs..".......He was fucking pregnant with a food baby.With that, he smacked the other's head and walked away with his little prank pissing Kris off.