[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE. | [MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop! | [MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…
[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.
[Text ➼ Gilbert I don’t wanna bang]How was I supposed to know he was a cop?
[Text ➼ Gilbert I don’t wanna bang] You’re acting like I killed someone.
[Text ➼ Gilbert I don’t wanna bang] All I did was drag race him.
[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!
[Text ➼ Gilbert I don’t wanna bang] No, you didn’t. You told me it was a bad idea. That’s totally different from telling me not to buy it.
[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…
[Text ➼ Gilbert I don’t wanna bang] Oh, sorry Ev. Got you and your sister’s names swapped in my phone.
[Text ➼ Gilbert I don’t wanna bang] Can you forward that to her or is that too weird?










