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R. Slipping in the mud in front of people.

'Oh- By the brambleous Winds, thorns and branches, please. My balance is better than this, how incredibly ridiculous of my feet, what an amusing show of incompetence at mere walking this must be~ They’re looking at me-‘

-some incoherent whispers and sounds chitter with mischievous murmurs-

'And they're looking at me; would you like to join me~? Yes, you in particular~ Shall I show you the ways of inept and fallible sloshing through the threaded throws of the earth's wet embrace~? That sounds certainly like a plan; choose your words well, or when next a slip is made, you are the one finding First Knowledge of the shifting ground as my company~ Or if you learn yourself, I suppose I will have to relinquish my reach, otherwise relishing your joining in such Knowledge made, but will be pleased to find you’ve now Learnt all the same~’

#X THOUGHTS #He continues to be poetic and cryptic #even when mud slipping happens.#X Please.#HE AIN'T GOIN ALONE NEXT TIME THOUGH.

With a doe eyed fondness Lafeyette regards Xsaiavlairnn. Through an earnestly sweet smile and fluttered lashes she looks at him and says, “For you, I would kill a man… But you know probably not immediately. I mean—we’d need a plan. And then a contingency plan… But it’d get done!”

— theroyalwitch

Nothing short of a bright red flare of bioluminescence and some crackling sparks come from Xsaiavlairnn hearing Lafey speak those words. He probably shouldn't be so flustered. He probably shouldn't be so honored. He certainly shouldn't be so attracted to this. He thinks 'certainly probably shouldn't 's can go throw themselves through an underworld portal.

"Ah..-" The sparks continue to crack around him, and his fish-mouthing becomes a completely dorktastic beaming smile at the girl. Kneeling to be at her eye-level, he places his hands on her cheeks and gives her a warm kiss, before leaning his forehead to hers. "Certainly not without a plan, or several~" He says a little above a whisper with some pleased amusement. "I would do the same for you~ For you, perhaps even more than one~" He wiggles his fingers lightly against her cheeks with emphasis. "... Certainly even more than one. Which would need a lot of plans, and not necessarily be - " He rambles, then snorts and laughs lightly. "Well, it would also get done~ You know, between us, placement of bodies would certainly be covered..~ That-" He pauses then, clearing his throat a little, then speaks a little quieter with a soft smile. "I love you beyond words, Lafey. That.. means so much~"

He may have opened his mouth to attempt to amend that further, likely rambling into oblivion if he did, but just clamps his mouth shut to spare the girl his tangents, and tries not to snicker like a dork.

#8|#X please.#AND THEN HE IS A TERRIBLE DORK.#ABOUT MURDER.#GODS.#I just don't know sometimes man.#Lafeyette Mihel

"Don't you dare."

Xsaiavlairnn’s lips are pursed into a smile. He’s trying not to laugh, he really is. But a snort leads to a snicker, as his ability to keep not-really-straight-faced fails. ”Oh, you know I will dare exactly as much as I please~ But if you really don’t want to find yourself swimming that much I’ll be sure not to push you over.. yet~” X sucks his lips in, continuing to smirk and observe from his place.

#This is it.#These are why he's a tilde salad.#Look at all those tildes.#THEY NEVER STOP.#X PLEASE.#He gets asked all the mischief questions.#Way to look like a BUTTLORD X.#kdjfngjkd

You know your character is a total derpnerd if, first they are writing about how they are recovering from a serious injury, and how a friend can't seem to recall important things about themselves, and then SUDDENLY they go off into this excited tangent about how that friend gave them a riddle. And they solved it. OH YOUR GODS, GUYS, HOLD THE FUCK UP, AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BRILLIANT, GLORIOUS RIDDLE THAT MY FRIEND SPOKE TO ME.