Hey, so... I just wanted to say sorry. Like, really, really sorry. I don't even know where to start, honestly. I've been thinking about it, and the more I think, the more I realize I probably should apologize for... well, something. Or maybe lots of things? It's kind of hard to pin down.
If I did anything weird, or said something that made you go, "Huh?" or even just breathed in a way that made the air feel awkward, I'm super sorry about that. Was it the way I looked at the ceiling? Or maybe I blinked too loud? Sometimes I just exist and it causes, like, a ripple in the universe and I can't help but feel responsible for that.
I mean, if there was a moment where you thought, "Wait, what's going on?"-that might've been my fault. Or maybe it wasn't. But either way, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the confusion, or the lack of confusion, or just the general vibe of whatever this is.
Also, if this apology itself is confusing, then I'm sorry for that too. It's kind of a whole thing now. I hope this makes things better, or at least not worse. If you need me to apologize again, but like, differently, just let me know. I'm here for it.
I am super confused??? Who is this and did you mean to send this on anon? Because I have no idea who this is or what you are saying sorry for.