Anti-Honesty Hour: What is your favorite thing about each Bee Spouse?
Bee Mom: definitely it’s her ardent love of joutfits. i mean, for real tho, what more could you ask for in a spouse than having a denim article of clothing for every occasion?
Xie: big fan of his firm admonishment that all places should operate under the policies of no shoes, no shirt, no service. xie is a hero to all of us who abhor shirtlessness.
Liesey: liesey’s lack of chill. she’s so extra, all the time, never chills. keeps us all amped 2 go, 24/7.
Nikki: nikki’s fear of bugs is super cute? she makes this tiny high pitched squeal and keeps makin’ me the the one to squash them. i keep telling her they are good for the environment and more afraid of her, but she doesn’t believe me. adorbs.
Gran: gran’s lack of organizational skills is so endearing? like, sure nothing ever gets done but it’s charming and it infuses us all with a spirit of whimsy.
Mala: i love how she is so cautious and measured, and is the first one to reign me in when i want to impulsively punch something.
holy god how do i have so many spouse u guys.
