#x. ... crack(ish).

[dunscaiith]

Anyone: How’re things in the Otherworld?

Scathach: “Well, they’re just fine. You know, a

little dark, a little gloomy, and as always, hey,

full of dead people. Whattya gonna do?” 

[dunscaiith]

     She firmly believes that Camelot was a very silly place, based on a documentary she watched and also her recent interactions with these English types and their so called Arthur king.

[dunscaiith]

     “Oh, you think darkness is your ally... but you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. 

          I didn't see the light until I was already a woman, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. 

                    The shadows betray you, because they belong to me!”

[jhansikevidrohi]

     sometimes a family is a Catholic saint, a witch, a freedom fighter, and their tiny evil christmas daughter

[dunscaiith]

     “I dreamed that I would train a hero so great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say, ‘That's Scathach’s boy’...” said Scathach, a proud and hopeful smile playing at her lips, her eyes distant as she fantasized until her fantasy was broken by the sound of four Cu Chulainns fighting behind her.

     She sighed and rubbed her temple, closing her eyes.  “... Then I got stuck with this idiot.”

[seraphiixa]

     Another white-haired blue-eyed beauty has followed her. Could this be a long lost relative?

[ulchamile]

      “Well, m’ name’s Katey, don’t ye know, an’ I’m from  ‘Sconsin, down in the Miwockie area. I like walking tacos, drinkin’ from bubblers an’ oh my gosh, cheese curds. Also, go Pack go --- an’ fuck da Bears. Gosh, holy cow, this has been a Katey episode o’ the Manitowoc Minute.”

[ulchamile]

      “Heh heh, why yes, I am Loni Valadian, and I will sign for this pizza. Thank you!”   ♥