Because inchoateanamnesis tagged me and I love her, I'm doing the truth thing??? So. Let's just. Do that, then.
What was your:
1. Last beverage: Offbrand mountain dew mixed with a tiny bit of leftover NOS. 2. Last phone call: Um. Probably to wallcom because she called me at the store before Christmas and I never talk on the phone. 3. Last text: "Twirls you. Am home finally~" 4. Last song: Hybrid Rainbow by Bump of Chicken 5. Last time you cried: I don't remember? Like, literally do not remember. 6. Dated someone twice: Never? 7. Been cheated on: Nah son. 8. Kissed anyone and regretted it: No. 9. Lost someone special: I mean, not in the dying sense but in the losing touch sense, sure. 10. Been depressed: Uh. Probably like 3 years ago or something? 11. Been drunk and threw up: Nah son. 12. List your three favourite colours: Cadet blue, pretty fond of yellows? I'm not good at colours. 15. Made a new friend: I'm against them morally. 16. Fallen out of love: Probably. Yes. 17. Laughed until you cried: Earlier today bro.. 18. Met someone who changed you: Absolutely, yo. 19. Found out who your true friends are: Sure. Probably? I mean. I guess? What? 20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yep. 21. Kissed anyone on your FB list: No. 22. How many people do you know on your FB list: Um. All like 3 of them. 24. Do you want to change your name: it’s pretty decent. 25. What did you do for your last birthday party: I ate a lot. Probably. I don't remember. I don't remember a lot of things. I am an old man. 26. What time did you wake up this morning: 3:00AM the morning before this. 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching Parks and Recreation, if you mean this morning? 28. Something you can’t wait for:@kaaarlpilkington getting to go to Disney World!!! 29. Last time you saw your mother: This morning. 30. One thing you wish you could change about your life: My lack of drive to do like anything ever. 31. What are you listening to right now: My computer. Buzzing. Kind of. He gets noisy sometimes. Much quieter than before. 32. Have you ever talked to a Tom: What? A person named Tom? No? 33. What’s getting on your nerves right now: Cats. 34. Most viewed webpage: youtube. Probably. Maybe netflix. Or wowhead? 35. Nickname: I don't have cute nicknames, you can't shorten Autumn cutely. 36. Relationship status: ???????????????????????????? 37. Zodiac sign: Libra! 41. Hair colour: Blonde 42.Long or short: seeeemi short??? Shaved on one side but getting bushy. 43. Height: 5'10" ish. 44. Do you have a crush on someone: always. 45. What do you like about yourself: I am so good at staying up way longer than I should. I am great at it. With caffeine. Or a friend. Not alone. 46. Tattoos: Nah son. 47. Right or left handed: Left. #noleftyscissors2k15 48. First piercings: Earrings, but fuck that. They closed like, immediately. 49. First best friend: Uh, probably a girl named Paige, even though no way now. 50. First sport you joined: ??????????????????????????? 51. First vacation: First one I remember is Disney World in fifth grade?. 52. First pair of trainers: Fuck me, I don't remember. 53. Eating:I ate a sandwich earlier. And tater tots. Living the dream. 54. Drinking: ^^^ I said it up there? 55. About to:Go and fuck with another theme probably because fuck sleep. 58. Waiting for: more caffeine. 59. Want kids: Not at this point, sucker.. 60. Get married: Eh. Not rly. 61. Career: Please? No, but, something to do with animals, hella. 62. Lips or eyes: I'd like to have both, if I may?????? 63. Hugs or kisses: Hugs. 64. Shorter or taller: What? Than who? Shaq? Shorter. My sister? Taller. lornapoussey wayyyyyy taller. 65. Older or younger: Than???? Shaq? Younger. Sister? Younger lornapoussey older. 66. Romantic or spontaneous: What? Shaq? Is he? I dunno, I'm sure he can be both, if he wants. 67. Nice stomach or arms: I like backs. I really like backs. But I mean, I'm not for or against amputees, I don't think they are any less attractive for any missing bits? I don't know what you want from me. 68. Loud or sensitive: What? I am both of those things. Very much the latter. And quite the former sometimes QQ. 69. Hook-up or relationship: Whatever bro. You do you. 70. Trouble maker or hesitant: Do you mean me? I never make trouble, matey. . 71. Kissed a stranger: No. People are strange, when you're a stranger. 72. Drank hard liquor: I don't know. Is a hand grenade hard liquor? I don't know. And I'm not going to look it up. 73. Lost glasses/contacts: I left my glasses in my French class the first week or two I had them. Someone brought them to me, bless them. But since then, I only forget them in my room. 74. Had sex on a first date: Nah, son. You do you. 75. Broken someone’s heart: I dunno. Probably not. 76. Been arrested: Nah, son. 77. Turned someone down: Nah, son. 78. Cried when someone died: Yep-a-doodle. 79. Fallen for a friend: Well, yeah, that's how I get myself in trouble. It don't go well. QQ
Do you believe in:
80. Yourself: Not normally. Unless it's about dogs. Or weeaboos. Or. Final Fantasy VIII. Then yes. 81. Miracles: Yep-a-doodle. 82. Love at first sight: No idea. 83. Heaven: Nah, son. You do you. 84. Santa clause: The movie? Sure, I guess, I mean, I used to love it. But no, on the real, I do believe in Santa. 85. Kisses on first dates: Is this something you discourage??? Or encourage? I mean, you do you.
Tagging kaaarlpilkington, lornapoussey, and xaeviere, wallcom if you wanna. Yep. Go.