May 7, 2018
Nine Percent as Things I’ve Overheard at School
Xukun: One of these days I will learn to be loyal, but today is not that day.
Linong: It’s not a sticker, it’s an adhesive tatoo.
Chengcheng: Depression isn’t a kink, it’s a lifestyle.
Justin: Michael’s been huffing hand sanitizer or something.
Yanjun: Railroads are like babies; cheap to make, expensive to maintain.
Zhengting: Well I just pushed by baby off a cliff so...
Ziyi: My paper might not be done, but I sure am.
Xiao Gui: I’M GONNA GO DOWNLOAD THE DONG
Zhangjing: *picking up spilled chicken nuggets* This is prime champions culture right here.
