#xan.

[khaospupp]

what’s it like being a virgin

why did i give you my tumblr

[hntai]

get off tumblr stinky lol

i  will  have  you  know  i  smell  like  almonds   &   cherries  and  sometimes  like  one  direction’s  our  moment  perfume  (  and  THAT  is  on  being  a  loyal  directioner  )  guys  this  is  a  callout  post  for  user  @jimiin  she  is  a  bully  ,  a  gemini   &  we  shld  all  burn  her  at  the  stake !  plus shes a yandere  which  is  why  im  so  scared  to  dm  el  !! 

[literalshrugemoji-blog]

“wait. you’re telling me, a chicken fried this rice?”

[hntai]

delete that tag rn im anti cow jimin the furry ur thinking abt is julie 😭

um  …  im  sorry  who  said  it  was  cute  when  i  was  saying  ᵐᵒᵒ  ᵐᵒᵒ  ᵐᵒᵒ  ?

[hntai]

hi i have a crush on u pls respond

ok straight up do u wanna have my babies or smthn .....

[literalshrugemoji-blog]

guess I should get around to doing this.

hey everyone, my name is Xander. I'm one half of a parenting team with the beautiful @paralamar who thankfully gave our daughter all of her looks and personality. I work as a model sometimes but I also do tattoos. I moved to San Francisco just because of the sourdough bread, and contrary to popular belief, I'm wearing socks in this photo. I am a big fan of my "man bun." if you ever want to chat, my gh is @siriwhatsmyname (which is most definitely a reference to this vine).

[literalshrugemoji-blog]

hi I'm Xander and you can tell that this is my kid only because she also holds her food upside down; other than that, she looks and acts just like her mom. I'm a tattoo artist in San Francisco but I can't get anymore tattoos myself — I'm all covered. I co-parent Mia with @paralamar as well as everyone else who has adopted her. if you need tattoo ideas or want to either set up a session or come hear the latest episode in the saga of "Mia Might Be Allergic to Mangos Even Though It Breaks Lucia's Heart" come message me at @siriwhatsmyname on gh.